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Intel Says to Prepare For "Thousands of Cores"

Impy the Impiuos Imp writes to tell us that in a recent statement Intel has revealed their plans for the future and it goes well beyond the traditional processor model. Suggesting developers start thinking about tens, hundreds, or even thousand or cores, it seems Intel is pushing for a massive evolution in the way processing is handled. "Now, however, Intel is increasingly 'discussing how to scale performance to core counts that we aren't yet shipping...Dozens, hundreds, and even thousands of cores are not unusual design points around which the conversations meander,' [Anwar Ghuloum, a principal engineer with Intel's Microprocessor Technology Lab] said. He says that the more radical programming path to tap into many processing cores 'presents the "opportunity" for a major refactoring of their code base, including changes in languages, libraries, and engineering methodologies and conventions they've adhered to for (often) most of the their software's existence.'"

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  1. The thing's hollow - it goes on forever by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    - and - oh my God - it's full of cores!

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    1. Re:The thing's hollow - it goes on forever by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, not quite. It's CORES all the way down!

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    2. Re:The thing's hollow - it goes on forever by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't give up! Stay the cores!

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    3. Re:The thing's hollow - it goes on forever by joto · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, before they made it into a book, it was a perfectly good movie.

  2. Great... by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Funny

    As if Oracle licensing wasn't complicated enough already...

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  3. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Funny

    My friends and I have lots of conversations about girls, how to get girls, how to please girls. However until anything other than idle talk actually happens this goes into the "wouldn't it be nice" category

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  4. been there, done that by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heck, my original computer had 229376 cores. They were arranged in 28k 16 bit words.

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  5. Downright neat by Alarindris · · Score: 2, Funny

    640K cores should be enough for anybody.

  6. Re:Disagreement about this trend by RailGunSally · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure! 64 cores should be enough for anybody!

  7. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 4, Funny

    My friends and I have lots of conversations about girls, how to get girls, how to please girls.

    What, haven't you guys heard of simulation?

  8. Re:Generic jokes by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny


    In the Soviet Union ...

    Oh wait... the Soviet Union already broke into smaller cores.

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  9. Re:Disagreement about this trend by tzhuge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, until a killer app like Windows 8 comes along and requires a minimum of 256 cores for email, web browsing and word processing. Interpret 'killer app' how you want in this context.

  10. Imagine a Beowulf cluster.... by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh nevermind, what's the point?

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  11. Microsoft's reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Prepare for thousand core dumps!

  12. Re:Imagine the new math! by doti · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lot.

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  13. it's.... by thermian · · Score: 4, Funny

    OVER 9000!!!!!!11111one

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  14. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why in holy fucking Jesus hell is this informative?


    AC cause I already used mod points elsewhere here.

  15. Profit!!! by DeVilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi. I make processors. I know a lot about processors. I think a big change is coming to processors. I think you should learn to use a lot of processors. A whole lot of processors. You need more processors. Oh, and did I tell you I make processors?

  16. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by Artuir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, you see.. when posting somewhere like Slashdot that knows nothing about women or girls, anything pertaining to their habits or way of life is insightful and/or informative.

  17. Funny... by socialhack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in 2002 when I was working for a software company that was using OCR on hundreds of thousands of images, I was pushing clustered computing. I had an engineer (not one of ours) tell me that it would probably never be practical to develop software to take advantage of multiple processors. I wonder what he would say today.

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  18. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by painehope · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have been simulating it, that's why he said "My friends and I". *shudders*

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  19. My first thought... by Druppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it bad that my first thought when I saw this was: "But, my code already generates thousands of cores..."

  20. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I once figured out that, starting with 3 billion women on the planet, there were about 5 with mutual attraction with me. I think I've found two of them.

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  21. Re:Not Sure I'm Getting It by kv9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can break a password protected Excel file in 30 hours max with this computer, and a 10000 core chip might reduce this to 43 seconds, but other than that, what difference is it going to make?

    29 hours 59 minutes 17 seconds?

  22. Re:Disagreement about this trend by felipekk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, I see you are running Vista...

    j/k though, I have a single core running Vista x64 and I love it. It's responsive as hell (seriously).

  23. Bill gates was just mis-quoted by Growlor · · Score: 5, Funny

    He meant 640k CORES should be enough for anybody.