Live Giant Squid Dissection Tomorrow
BoogieChile writes "The dissection of a 245 kilo giant squid caught off the coast of Portland, Victoria in May will take place tomorrow at the Museum of Victoria. In a first for the museum, the event is open to the public and will also be streamed live to the internet from the University's website, starting at 0130GMT on the 17th of July."
... the museum will be hosting, in celebration of the event, a squid buffet for invitees.
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I am suddenly thinking of the Far Side cartoon with the heart surgeons standing around a patient under the knife, and one says "OK, we'll vote on it. Who here says that the heart has four ventricles?"
Nuclear engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
The dissection of a living creature is called a vivisection, actually. If you are dissecting something, it's generally accepted that it's already dead.
The More You Know!
(Yes, I am aware the GP was a joke)
where the scientist and layman are in a tree and it looks like a giant squid is reaching up from the ground with its arms and the layman says "Can't climb a tree? You are the one who said it couldn't leave the water!"