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SCO Owes Novell $2.5 Million

CrkHead writes "Groklaw has posted Judge Kimball's ruling on SCO v Novell. For those that have been following this saga, we finally get to watch the house of cards start to fall. For those new to this story, it started with SCO suing Novell and having all its motions decided in summary judgement and went to trial only on Novell's counter claims. Cheers to PJ for keeping us informed!"

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  1. let's hope by jacquesm · · Score: 4, Funny

    that they can't pay in SCO stock :) (or whatever moniker they go by now, pink slips or something to that effect).

  2. SCO reminds me of by nawcom · · Score: 5, Funny

    that 17 year old girl on Maury Povich's horrible show that goes through 20 different men trying to find the father of her kid. Give it up already!

  3. Obligatory by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    <Nelson>Ha-Ha!</Nelson>

  4. Re:Money comes from where? by jacquesm · · Score: 4, Funny

    technically, yes. All they need though is enough money to appeal, the payment will probably be stayed during the appeal. So, it isn't over yet by the looks of it. Rumours of SCO's demise have been greatly exaggerated to date, they won't be dead until they're staked through the corporate heart with a wooden stick or shot with some silver bullet. See your nearest vampire/zombie movie theater for more information about this procedure...

  5. licenses by edalytical · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will obviously pay in Linux CPU licenses. I hear they're worth $699.

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    1. Re:licenses by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wasn't it $666?

    2. Re:licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, that is, if you use metric conversion and not imperial conversion. Imperial conversion is pretty easy, you take the dollar amount you have and then invade the country you want to convert your money to, subtract the head of state, add a puppet government and then multiply by the compound interest they owe for the weapon system you financed them +/- any collateral damage and/or hush money.

  6. For those new to this story?! by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those new to this story

    Welcome to slashdot! I advise you to leave now while you still can.

  7. Re:Money comes from where? by kazade84 · · Score: 3, Funny

    See your nearest vampire/zombie movie theater for more information about this procedure...

    Is that a movie theater run by vampires and zombies, or a theater run for vampire and zombie patrons? ;)

  8. Re:Money comes from where? by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, they've encased him in carbonite!"

    Actually, a carbonite encased Darl might not look too bad hanging on a wall in Novell's throne room . . .

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  9. Re:Money comes from where? by SimonGhent · · Score: 3, Funny

    apologies to Douglas Adams :)

    Unless he's a vampire/zombie I doubt he'll be complaining.

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  10. Re:Money comes from where? by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

    So this money will come from where? Damn limited liability.

    Actually various inside sources seem to indicate that Darl McBride will end up being sentenced to serve as Jerry Seinfeld's butler.

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