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Slimmed Down MySQL Offshoot Drizzle is Built For the Web

Incon writes "Builder AU reports that Brian Aker, MySQL's director of architecture, has unveiled Drizzle, a database project aimed at powering websites with massive concurrency as well as trimming superfluous functionality from MySQL. Drizzle will have a micro-kernel architecture with code being removed from the Drizzle core and moved through interfaces into modules. Aker has already selected particular functionality for removal: modes, views, triggers, prepared statements, stored procedures, query cache, data conversion inserts, access control lists and some data types."

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  1. Drizzle? by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fo' shizzle!

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    1. Re:Drizzle? by krkhan · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, PostgreSQL releases sprinkle, SQLite releases Rivulet while Oracle defies all conventions and releases Hailstorm.

      Microsoft, of course, was busy "revolutionizing" the look-n-feel of MS Access.

  2. Re:Love the lack of Windows support ! by hostyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why would anyone in their right mind set up a Web/SQL platform using MS products?

    My name is Maximus Decimus^W^WBill Gates, ex-commander of the Armies of Redmond, General of the MS Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Steve Ballmer. Father of a murdered operating system. Husband of a bloated Office Productivity Suite. I shall have my vengeance, in this web or the next.

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  3. So it's like SQLite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...reinvented, but with security flaws. Awesome!

  4. Re:Shnizzle by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not how that English guy on House talks.

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  5. Re:Shnizzle by ruiner13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go have a fag while sitting on the bonnet of a Bobbie car, wanker.

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