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Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison
Bobfrankly1 writes "The FBI, IRS, and the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force are helping the US Marshals search for escaped 'Spam King' Edward 'Eddie' Davidson. He apparently jumped in a car with his wife, changed clothes at home, and hasn't been seen since." Update: 07/24 22:20 GMT by T : It seems that Davidson has been found, victim of a murder-suicide which also left two others dead.
He apparently jumped in a car with his Wife, changed clothes at home, and hasn't been seen since.
... "no fuck that, they'll accept whatever low-quality job we do hahahahaha!!". And they seem to be right.
To the douchebags who refer to themselves as "editors" I'll point out that "wife" is not a proper noun. I can see it now... "hey guys do you think maybe we should proofread once in a while?"
and we need a manhunt?
There are plenty of other annoying nerds (Microsoft, Media Sentry, etc) who could use a beatdown.
I say let him go. Then we don't have to pay the taxes to keep him in jail.
30 get out of jail cards buy now
http://bar.foo.livefilee.spam/y1p4zQ53Nfn33QUX6mqWfr2Nz37cTFw/index.html
Sounds like they should implement an ass-rape sentence so people wouldn't mind doing away with the unofficial ass-rape.
That way the ones who deserve ass-rape will still get it, and the others don't. Much more organized.
What exactly is a maroon? Is that like blue or yellow. Moron, moron!
Moral of the story: Don't go to prison, because you'll get raped and no one will care.
And you all laughed at me when I suggested the death penalty for this guy.
"Only people in the United States think it is funny that prisoners are being raped. "
If someone goes to the slammer for stealing from me, I'd certainly find it funny. It is not unreasonable to regard most of our prison population as human garbage to whom we have very little if any moral obligation. There is ample reason people are amused by the suffering of prisoners, because we favor revenge.
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Thank you for that post. Rape jokes are heartless, whether directed at men or women. People don't care about rape of men (or women) in prison, and they don't care about rape of women (or men) on the street. The common gamer use of "raped" for trivial incidents is a bleak indicator of the pervasive lack of empathy for all victims of sexual assault.