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Spam King and Family Dead In Murder-Suicide
Lt.Hawkins was one of many readers sending in word that the escaped spam king discussed yesterday was found dead in Colorado, after apparently killing his wife and 3-year-old daughter. A teenager was injured, and an infant was found alive in the car.
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The way to corrupt a youth is to teach him to hold in higher value them who think alike than those who think differently
"Attention: You are now escaping. Please turn back immediately."
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You're just jealous because he went one better than you. Right, Hans?
Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
As an atheist, it does make me wish there really was a hell for guys like this.
The christians have it so easy sometimes :)
He got tired of having his box filled with unsolicited male?
(Shamelessly stolen from Fark)
I always say that I'd like to meet the Atheist who doesn't say "god damn it" or "go to hell," and he lesbian that doesn't use a dildo... but they both seem to be very elusive specimens.
if only he had used canadian antidepressants! I am sure I could find the mail somewhere which had extremely good rates from a company called International Pharmacy.
I spent a week in a loony bin myself once. We had the same problem with the cards. Apparently nobody in there ever played with a full deck...(wait for it)...
Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo
Canadian antidepressants tend to require the use of an inordinate amount of Visine and Oreos, he may not have had ready access to these suppliments.
I, for one, am sorry to hear about Spam King's passing. I never read any of his books, but I watched "The Shining" once on TV. America has lost one of its most prolific horror writers. ....
What? Oh. Sorry. Never mind.