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Spam King and Family Dead In Murder-Suicide
Lt.Hawkins was one of many readers sending in word that the escaped spam king discussed yesterday was found dead in Colorado, after apparently killing his wife and 3-year-old daughter. A teenager was injured, and an infant was found alive in the car.
Maybe he was insecure about his MaNH00d and needed quality pi||s cheap.
Nah, Darwin is no good for a damning. SRSLY. Evolution takes something like 10,000 generations to do anything at all. So, you know, hoping that evolution damns something or someone, is somewhat _lacking_ in short-time motivation and satisfaction. How's evolution going to damn someone? Make sure that his/her descendants devolve into Orcs? Some people aren't even deterred by what smoking will do to them in 20 years, what makes you think they'd take a damnation seriously that might have an effect in 200,000 years?
Plus it's a bit like damning the wrong person. I can't say I feel any kind of satisfaction at the fact that his kids got shot. Au contraire? So why would it be any satisfaction to contemplate evolution damning his grand-grand-grand-[...]-grand-grandson?
So, nah, Darwin is no good for damning.
You might be able to squeeze, say, Schroedinger into a very nerdy curse, or maybe Descartes, but not Darwin ;)
But more seriously (ok, ok, not really;) yes, so we atheists somethimes have to reach for expressions that just happen to carry a certain meaning. Even it ends up using non-existent people for certain jobs. Like my imaginary cat, here. But I digress. Otherwise there would be a bunch of things and meanings we can't say as effectively and/or conveying the same meaning.
Plus, we'd have noone to talk to during sex. I mean, "Oh, Dawkins, I'm coming!" might get the missus _seriously_ worried. By the time you finished explaining who Dawkins is and why you shout his name during sex, the mood is all gone, lemme tell ya ;)
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Dumb bitch. I could have made her feel like a woman and also treated her like one
I don't believe you.