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Spam King and Family Dead In Murder-Suicide

Lt.Hawkins was one of many readers sending in word that the escaped spam king discussed yesterday was found dead in Colorado, after apparently killing his wife and 3-year-old daughter. A teenager was injured, and an infant was found alive in the car.

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  1. Woo! by imag0 · · Score: -1, Troll

    One Down!

    1. Re:Woo! by Trigun · · Score: 0, Troll

      ... seems every couple of weeks you hear about a drunk driver who whanged into some poor bastard's minivan and killed people, but walked away without a scratch on themselves.

      Ergo, evolution wants us to be drunks. You wouldn't happen to have a Ph.D., would you? Because I really could use a doctor's note.

    2. Re:Woo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No, we're celebrating the announcement that there's less pollution in the gene pool. Fuck that bitch, his wife who was "forced"(yeah, right) to help him and his crotch fruit.

    3. Re:Woo! by Trigun · · Score: -1, Troll

      Aww, somebody have someone close to them killed by a little old drunk driver?

      Maybe had they been drinking too, they'd have made it out unhurt.

      Go fuck yourself right back. I could care less about you. Why don't you try crying on Dr. Phil's shoulders.

    4. Re:Woo! by Trigun · · Score: 0, Troll

      Heh, I could have responded as an AC as well. So what if I didn't put a lot of thought into the name of a slashdot account. 'PunkOfLinux' is soooo much better. As is Mewshi.

      And speaking of immigrating to japan, http://www.mewshi.com/test/index.php?page=imagedisplay&gallery=Colored&image=ghost
      Nice little manga picture. A budding young artist?

      Let me guess. You're a twenty-something web designer who can't even approach a girl. You're not a freak, you're just misunderstood. You like the emo scene, but you don't classify yourself as emo. You're not a closeted homosexual, but you have been mistaken as one.

      You can't even post a proper insult. You stick to the tried and true "parent's basement", wapanese, and masturbation shtick. To top it all off, you use the word twat because you think that it makes you edgy, possibly because you've watched a few Guy Ritchie movies.

      You sir, if you're even old enough to be called that, are merely a whelp who thinks that you're special because bad things happened to people you know. Guess what. Nobody fucking cares. Now crawl back into that two-bedroom apartment and let the adults talk.

  2. Good by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mod me down if you like, but DEATH to all spammers. I'm glad he took his crotch-fruit with him, so they won't grow up to spam like daddy.

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    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Unfortunately he left his 1 year old behind. He's still in the gene pool.

    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      You can't deny the world would be a better place if all spammers would kill themselves and their snowflakes.

      And no, I don't have nor want offspring of my own, there's way to many of the little buggers already.

    3. Re:Good by lunatic1969 · · Score: -1, Troll

      It's sad that the woman died, but it really sounds to me like it's the result of her own poor decisions. She was the one driving the car. She was the one that made the choice to aid in his escape. Had she not made that poor choice, she'd be alive.

    4. Re:Good by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: -1, Troll

      Yes. That's what this is. The only GOOD spammer is a _dead_ spammer. Perhaps if we started killing their families (START with their children, preferably slowly, and painfully, in front of them) before we killed them, others would stop doing it.

      Oh yeah, oh yeah, kill all the spammers!

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    5. Re:Good by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: -1, Troll

      Sorry, I'm too busy fucking your mother.

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  3. I can only blame the US government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's spam. Who cares. He shouldn't have been in jail to begin with.

  4. Reaping what you sow by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: -1, Troll

    I feel bad for the kid that was killed by its loser of a father. The wife, though, presumably had no problem with her asshole husband ruining things for everyone so she could have a new TV. I just can't feel too sympathetic for her. I mean, what do you expect when you hitch your fortunes to a sociopath? "Ooh, he makes a good living through fraud and jackassery. I bet he'll treat me well!"

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  5. Let me be the first to say by skulgnome · · Score: -1, Troll

    HA HA!

    At least his children won't grow up to be sociopaths like their father.

  6. This is on all of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    If only we'd let him do his thing. He wasn't causing that much trouble, but look at what happens when you don't appease the crazy.

  7. Bastard! by Woldscum · · Score: 0, Troll

    May he burn in Hell.

  8. Re:This quote says it all by florescent_beige · · Score: 0, Troll

    Quoting a line from TFA is informative. Hm.

    True, he might be a coward, I didn't know him. But I found that comment by the prosecutor to be tawdry. This is a complete tragedy from A to Z and now isn't the time for some bureaucrat to be spouting off his moralizing judgments about someone's character as if life is some lame religion comic book.

    But I guess the bureaucrat feels safe because nobody would dare defend Davidson. Surprise, Law & Order flunkie, you don't have to like Davidson to recognize a pandering wannabe hero to the kind of people who need to understand the world by pinning a label (written in crayon) to everything, even if it is a corpse.

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  9. Very sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    He shouldn't have killed his family, that was a very poor choice.

    He should have went on a rampage against the govt. and police.

    No one is going to cry over a boatload of dead politicians and cops.

  10. Re:This quote says it all by LordKaT · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck his family, he was a fucking criminal and his family leeched off of those ill gotten gains. Quite frankly, that 1 year old should be dead too, just to get the rest of those waste of genes out of the human pool.

    And fuck you for taking my quote out of context, you simple minded pile of horse shit.

    Attorney Troy Eid said "What a nightmare, and such a coward" implying he was a coward for killing himself and not serving his time - that is the fundamental flaw in our imprisonment system. It's a system of punishment that people are afraid of, and are sent to out of a misguided sense of social vengeance rather than social rehabilitation.

  11. Re:Sad... by turbidostato · · Score: 0, Troll

    "The thing is that it wasn't a FPYITA prison [and] His sentence was less than 2 years"

    I'm with you it seems ridiculous. In fact, I think it looks so ridiculous it's time for the tinfoil hat: what do you think it's less surprising? A millionaire that probably isn't lacking (lots of) funds in some fiscal paradise who scapes from a low security prision that looks more like a summer camp than a prision only to kill himself, his wife and daughter within 48 hours, or an action from his crime sindicate fellows in order to avoid the guy to sing like a canary to the feds about them and to send a very clear message to others that might be looking for such a way to go out the gang?

  12. Re:So this is the guy that inspired the name... by florescent_beige · · Score: -1, Troll

    Too bad it wasn't you and the 4 or 5 people that modded you funny in the car with him.

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  13. Re:yes yes YES!!!!! by R2.0 · · Score: 1, Troll

    "Thank god, somebody actually gets it. I sit here in Europe gritting my teeth at all the Americans flooding the web chatting cold-bloodedly about killing criminals or locking them away for life, with no apparent conception of the idea that people can be reformed or that punishment ought to be appropriate rather than exemplary if you want people to respect the law."

    Wrong story to post this on - he was in a minimum security prison for a few years, not the Federal Pen for life.

    And how exactly does one reform such a person? Maybe the same way smug self righteousnesses is cured?

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  14. Relax, it's just Karma whoring by ClientNine · · Score: 0, Troll

    No worries, he's just doing the usual "find a way to blame the USA and get free Karma" bit.

    I've found that reading the news a few hours later in the day helps with this. The kiddies on the US-bashing bandwagon who mod-up comments like his tend to be among the first on Slashdot; if you wait a while, the grown-ups (who have actual jobs and don't roll in until lunchtime) will mod them back down a bit.

    (He says at 8:54 AM local... :-D)

  15. Re:beware by Dogtanian · · Score: 0, Troll

    spam kills

    Call me sensitive, but the whole case stopped being less "funny" and more tragic when it turned out he'd killed his three-year-old daughter.

    This was at Score:5 (Funny) when I started this comment, and it seems to have gone down abruptly to 2. Guess I'm not the only one who thought this. Still, who were the insensitive fucks who modded this shit up in the first place?

    Probably the same vermin who make eugenically-moralising comments like this one. Sick, nasty fucks.

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  16. Re:I understand running away from prison... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I can't believe someone would be so upset over being institutionalized (for their own actions, no less!) that they'd feel the need to kill their family as well as themselves.

    What a sad state of affairs.

    Good riddance to a piece of shit.

    At least his family can't carry on his work

  17. The collective will of his victims... by mi · · Score: 0, Troll

    The "eat shit and die, spammer!" — an expression, no doubt, uttered millions of times in this scumbag's general direction — must've had its effect, finally... I wonder, if any feces were, indeed, found in his mouth...

    Awful, that it had to include his family too... Must curse less the next time I get spammed...

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  18. Re:I understand running away from prison... but by huckamania · · Score: 1, Troll

    Where as non-caucasian males would, customarily, just walk away with no guilt and no feelings of any responsibility?

    Sounds pretty racist, any way you want to try to advance that argument.

  19. Re:WHAT... THE... FUCK!!!?! by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you really held the conviction of your belief in that statement, then you wouldn't hide behind "Anonymous Coward", would you -- any of you who would post such things as "Anonymous Coward". :p

  20. Re:I understand running away from prison... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    She not only gave sexual pleasure to a spammer, she helped propagate its DNA.

    She also picked him up from prison so he could put a bullet in her. Dumb bitch. I could have made her feel like a woman and also treated her like one and she wouldn't be dead right now. I feel sorry for the kids, though.

  21. Re:I understand running away from prison... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    "I could have made her feel like a woman and also treated her like one"

    You would have given her a dish towel too? Wow, great minds think alike!!!

  22. Re:I understand running away from prison... but by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hell, look at Christopher Reeve. He didn't do shit to help paralyzed people until he was.

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  23. Re:WHAT... THE... FUCK!!!?! by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 0, Troll
    Point taken about the sig. ;-)

    Don't get me wrong though: it's not like I'm lighting candles every day for all the people in the world that die in some tragic, senseless way -- but I will feel sadness if reminded of the fact. If this spammer had just offed himself, I'd be the first one to say "good riddance!"; but he took some other lives down with him, and making jokes about the whole thing is tasteless at best.