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Cambridge N-Prize Team To Build Balloon-Assisted Rockets
Rob Goldsmith writes "Earlier this week we heard that Cambridge University Spaceflight would be entering the N-Prize competition. The N-Prize is a competition to stimulate innovation directed towards obtaining cheap access to space. Most importantly, the launch budget must be within £999.99. Cambridge University Spaceflight plan to win the prize using a balloon and a rocket. They have now opened up an official forum where the public can track their progress." The linked story has images from a test flight of July 23, and an interview with a member of the team, Ed Moore.
I am so tired of seeing these big fat lazy porcine bovine selfish gluttonous LARDASSES everywhere I go. I can't go out in public for even half a day without seeing tons of them. And they all have this pathetic attitude that it's somehow not their fault that they're fat and never even try to do anything about it. They really seem to honestly believe that, it's so goddamned pathetic. Hey fatasses, you didn't get 200 pounds overweight in one day, and you aren't going to look less like a tub of lard and more like a human fucking being again in only days or weeks either. It will take time and it will take work and you're too busy being lazy and feeling sorry for yourself to see it through. Guess what lardass: waddling might be cute when a duck does it, it's an insult to humanity when you do it to keep the cellulite on your thighs from giving you a fucking rash. And these lardasses who neglect their children and allow their kids to be fat as well - why aren't they in jail for child abuse?
And seriously what's with these rude fatass bitches who block doorways with their horrible folds-of-fat bulk or take up more than half a hallway and expect me to wait for them to pass? WTF? I'm not the one who can't even control his own god damned eating, why the fuck should me, a healthy person, have to stand aside and wait for a disgusting fatbody? Why should we reward their voluntary disease state? Next time you go to a store, look at who parks in the handicap spaces. Most of them have two arms, two legs and are not using a cane or a walker or a wheelchair or anything like that - theyre just fucking fatasses! So somebody turns into a disgusting fat porker and we let them park CLOSER to the building... whos perverted idea is that?!?! They should have to park much much FARTHER away because they need the exercise of walking even more than the other people do. God damn fatasses, once "fat acceptance" became a political movement I knew we were going to throw all logic out the window. "Fat and stupid" go together for a reason - they both suggest disease states that would never survive if things were the way Nature intended.
I, for one, welcome our new balloon rocket overlords.