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Are We Searching Google, Or Is Google Searching Us?

An anonymous reader writes "The folks at the Edge have published a short story by George Dyson, Engineer's Dreams. It's a piece that fiction magazines wouldn't publish because it's too technical and technical publications wouldn't print because it's too fictional. It's the story of Google's attempt to map the web turning into something else, something that should interest us. The story contains some interesting observations such as, 'This was the paradox of artificial intelligence: any system simple enough to be understandable will not be complicated enough to behave intelligently; and any system complicated enough to behave intelligently will not be simple enough to understand.' After you read it, you'll be asking the same question the author does — 'Are we searching Google, or is Google searching us?'"

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  1. depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're in Russia, Google searches you :)

  2. This is slashdot by elguillelmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    After you read it, you'll be asking the same question the author does

    Do you mean we are supposed to read TFA? Seriously?

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    1. Re:This is slashdot by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the slashdot paradox. Somehow linked websites' servers crash from 1 million+ geeks simultaneously failing to RTFA.

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  3. ::yawn:: by Lurker2288 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

    1. Re:::yawn:: by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....

    2. Re:::yawn:: by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wake me up when it starts teaching the monkeys how to use tools and kill each other. And no Republican jokes, either.

      Soooooooooo, this Republican walks into a bar with a monkey under his arm....
       
        Walks into the bathroom and taps his foot under the stall door.

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    3. Re:::yawn:: by 93,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bartender says: what are you doing with that jackass?

      Republican says: It's not a jackass, it's a monkey.

      Bartender says: I wasn't talking to you.

  4. And the biggest questions of all by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Google searching Google some sort of self-discovery process?

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  5. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a bit outlandish to think that just because a program is constantly watching and processing inputs that it is somehow sentient.

    Proof: Any average couch potatoe watching TV 24/7. Constantly watching, (presumably) constantly processing, but no sentience can be identified in it.

    Your counterargument being the quality of your TV program? Gee, you know what Google is being fed constantly? See, the proof stands firm!

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  6. Re:Google is definitely searching us by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess I'm not the only one who doesn't mind the porn I get offered, just the kind of porn. It's that sick, twisted, perverted and utterly gross kind of porn that comes up with the searches, the kind that I certainly do NOT want. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks like this, so I doubt this could be anyone's favorite kind of porn.

    Ya know, the kind that you're supposed to pay for.

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  7. Re:Assuming that Google could reach consciousness by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Proof: Any average couch potatoe watching TV 24/7

    Well hello there, Mr. Vice-President.

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  8. Re:Google Home by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called a baseball bat.

  9. Re:Short answer... no by edittard · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The internet" cannot be searched, there's no protocol for it

    The real reason is that some of the tubes are bent, and you can't see round corners.

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