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Police Shame Pranksters On YouTube

Barence writes "British police are shaming hoax 999 callers and time-wasters on YouTube in an effort to cut down on non-emergency calls. Video clips uploaded include a lady phoning police to ask what year the internet started, the dramatic tale of a man whose wife would only provide salmon sandwiches for lunch, and another worried soul who had lost her glasses and could not see properly to peel potatoes. Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?"

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  1. Jolly Good! by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's start a channel to isolate these hooligans. Keep them all in one place, for our own efficient comic consump-.... I mean, to prevent their debauchery from spreading throughout all of YouTube! (Yeah. Right?)

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  2. Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

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    1. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by geekmux · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      Err...I wouldn't exactly call the Youth of America contenders for the Olympics in the categories of Intelligence and Common Sense.

      In the history of Education, I don't think we've had standards any lower. Good thing we're not leaving any children "behind".

    2. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not talking about the Youth -- that's an entirely separate discussion.

      I'm talking about the namby-pamby morons in charge of the nation; people who are worried that the police dogs are going to scare the criminals they're being used against, or say that an adult can't take pictures of vandals because they're minors.

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    3. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't exactly call the Youth of America contenders for the Olympics in the categories of Intelligence and Common Sense.

      I can't wait to see these events on tv. I wonder if anyone will spontaneously catch fire after they lose an event?

    4. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by geekmux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm talking about the namby-pamby morons in charge of the nation; people who are worried that the police dogs are going to scare the criminals they're being used against, or say that an adult can't take pictures of vandals because they're minors.

      Good point, and I stand corrected. When digging for a solution, one must look for the root cause. IMHO, that root cause has been the downward spiral of our legal system. Until we start threatening disbarment on lawyers that bring us the no-shit-it's-hot coffee lawsuits and punishing judges that actually allow this tripe through the doors of a courtroom, we will continue to be a paralyzed nation, hog-tied under the threat of ligitation.

    5. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but they're youth. They're supposed to be stupid. Here's the police, who are supposed to have sense, taking people who are wasting public resources because they want attention and giving them even more attention by putitng them on YouTube. What are they Thinking?

    6. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by hobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you in general -- but the Falklands War a war of aggression on Britain's part? Could you please elaborate?

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    7. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by icebrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, to be fair (and assuming I remember the details correctly), the coffee in that cse was a lot hotter than it was supposed to be. So it's not quite as moronic as it sounds at first.

      But seriously, the perp suing the homeowner because he hurt himself breaking in? Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off? Guy fights back against someone who attacks him with a knife, and goes to jail for it? WTF, England?

      This is meant on an entirely serious note... should we bring back public floggings for some offenses? I think that would be a lot more effective than the figurative slap on the wrist that is so often employed.

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    8. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by xaxa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry, I thought we were talking about Britain - you know, the country that helped the US to invade and occupy Afghanistan and Iraq.

      At all times, Britain seems to me to have had less support from its people for either the Afghanistan or Iraq wars than America had from its people.

      The country with a long and ongoing history of international aggression. Falklands War ring a bell?

      (Argentina started that one, I don't think you can blame Britain for defending a territory held for 160 years.)

    9. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by abigsmurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Possibly due to mobiles dialing 999/112/911 in their pocket. It's required for phone makers to make those numbers dialable, even with keylock on.

    10. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it just me, or is England already well down the spiral towards "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Nation?"

      England? Just you.
      Homo Sapiens, the "What the Fuck are you Thinking, Species".

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    11. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, McDonalds did a great job at PR in that case! You never hear about the consultant that told them to lower the coffee temperature, or how they had reduced the amount of material in the cups to the point where they would fall apart if you had the lid off and put any pressure on them. Just to save a few hundredths of a penny per cup.

      This case has become the example everyone uses to prove the legal system is screwed. McDonalds corporate overlords must be laughing all the way to the bank, they've managed to turn a PR nightmare into a goldmine of free publicity.

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    12. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by chromeshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Interesting. By the same token, the British have no right to be in Britain, nor the Americans in America. In fact, no-one has a 'right' to occupy any particular piece of land.

    13. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Informative
      Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off?

      If you're referring to Tony Martin: his house was burgled, he confronted the burglars, and they fled. He then fired upon them as they were running away. He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property; this aim had already been achieved, with the burglars now leaving the premises. He opened fire anyway.

      Brendan Fearon, who had been wounded, was sentenced to three years imprisonment for burglary. Fred Barras was too dead to stand trial. Tony Martin was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder, later commuted to five years for manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility because of his paranoid personality disorder.

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    14. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is meant on an entirely serious note... should we bring back public floggings for some offenses? I think that would be a lot more effective than the figurative slap on the wrist that is so often employed.

      I'm of the opinion that instead of slapping teenagers with an ASBO, there's a lot to be said for putting them in stocks in the middle of the town. (yes, I'm being serious).

      But of course, that would be humiliating and we can't possibly humiliate someone in front of their friends when they break the law...

      Also, on a less serious note, it would improve the economy by allowing grocery shops to sell off their rotten fruit for the purpose of chucking at the damned yoofs. :)

    15. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. Please read up on the case and don't assume you know anything about it other than what McDonalds PR wants you to know. The reason the coffee was kept that hot was because it kept longer in the pot without turning bitter. And the material was removed from the cups, making them thinner and unable to hold their contents safely without the lid on. The woman ordered coffee from the drive through and then proceeded to do what almost everyone in that situation does: she held the coffee between her legs and removed the top to put in the cream and sugar. The cup split in half the moment she took the lid off, spilling 185 degree coffee straight onto her crotch.

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    16. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But seriously, the perp suing the homeowner because he hurt himself breaking in? Throwing a homeowner in jail for shooting perps that broke into his house, while said perps with long rap sheets get off? Guy fights back against someone who attacks him with a knife, and goes to jail for it? WTF, England?

      At least in the USA, what began by being taught in public schools is now becoming further institutionalized as entire generations grow up under absurd standards like these. For example, in the public schools, someone can physically attack you without provocation and if you defend yourself, you are punished and your punishment is equal to theirs for attacking you. This is true no matter how well-established it is that the other person started the fight. The rank-and-file teachers and administrators who go along with this are what you might call "true believers" who think that all use of force is wrong, including those cases where you are attacked and have no choice but to defend yourself. This serves to deny personal responsibility in the case of the attacker (the idea that if you attack someone unprovoked, what happens next is on your head) and fosters that damned victim mentality that is so prevalent these days in the case of the defender. Of course this is insanity, which is why they start such policies at a young age. Not because children don't know injustice when they see it, but because they are less able to resist it and instead they become callous to it.

      I can think of two major reasons for this mentality and for why it would spread from government schools to society at large. First of all, the state wants to have a monopoly on the use of force no matter how justified that use of force is. Someone who is armed and willing and legally able to defend his own home and his own family might not feel as dependent on government as a helpless victim who cowers in a corner hoping that the cops show up soon. "Government to the rescue" is big, big business these days and helpless, timid people are so much easier to govern.

      The other major reason is that there is a sort of war being waged against the concept of individuality and it's not because we have transcended ego boundaries but because our leaders have a statist, collectivist agenda. That's why the news media loves to bring up race and social status and religion and sexual orientation even when they are otherwise irrelevant to the story, because these are group identities. They are trying to teach you, by constantly reinforced example, to think in terms of groups, not individuals. This is why political candidates worry about "the black vote" and "the hispanic vote" and "the elderly vote" instead of telling us why they believe they have superior ideas that would apply equally to everyone (something you'd rationally expect from government). It's hard to think of something more individualistic than defending yourself, your home, and your family instead of waiting for "the professionals" to come along and do it for you.

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    17. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thanks - you made the same point I was going to, but supplied more information than I would have done.

      Bottom line is that self-defence is ok, but Tony Martin was not acting in self-defence.

    18. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by RDW · · Score: 2, Funny

      - Seventhly, it's not 'England', it's the UK! It's high time for the Welsh contribution to ridiculous emergency calls to be fully recognised!:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm

      (just as well they didn't call out Torchwood for that one).

    19. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property

      If it was true that he had been burgled several times (the police didn't seem to think so of course), then why should he have to scare them away each time? Better to give them a bit more reason not to come back again, though I don't think they were quite worthy of actual death. Just because you have scared someone away once doesn't mean they won't be back with their mates later.

      In America this wouldn't have been given a second look by the press, but over here in the UK it's a massive deal.

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    20. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by stdarg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're referring to Tony Martin: his house was burgled, he confronted the burglars, and they fled. He then fired upon them as they were running away. He was not at this point acting in defence of himself or his property; this aim had already been achieved, with the burglars now leaving the premises. He opened fire anyway.

      I don't know if that's what GP was referring to, but it's still ridiculous. Who's to say they wouldn't come back to retaliate? Next time they'd shoot first. I would be very nervous if I had chased off a small gang that A) knew where I lived and B) already showed criminal disposition.

      And life imprisonment?? What risk is this guy posing to *civilized society*? None. That punishment is complete bullshit.

    21. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by stdarg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From the same page:

      Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, Wendy's, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns.

      And:

      The National Coffee Association instructs that coffee be brewed âoebetween 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91â"96 ÂC] for optimal extractionâ and consumed âoeimmediatelyâ. If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be âoemaintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit.â

      And:

      The opinion [in another coffee-burn case] noted that hot coffee (179 ÂF (82 ÂC) in this case) is not âoeunreasonably dangerous.â

      So yeah, apparently it *is* supposed to be hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns requiring 2 years of treatment and skin grafting, and that's not unreasonable.

      The plain truth of the matter is this woman had a very unfortunate accident. The accident could have easily happened with her own cup of coffee brewed at home, but this just happened to be at McDonald's. Why does that entitle her to millions of dollars in awards? (Yes I'm aware they were reduced, but that's what the jury wanted to give her.)

    22. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Informative

      If it was true that he had been burgled several times (the police didn't seem to think so of course), then why should he have to scare them away each time?

      I'm sorry, but convenience is not a good reason for a citizen to use deadly force.

      In America this wouldn't have been given a second look by the press

      Yes it would have; gun nuts would have been all over it just like you are. Remember Bernie Goetz? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

    23. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but convenience is not a good reason for a citizen to use deadly force.

      Preventing someone from robbing you repeatedly isn't "convenience". There's no point in trying to build or earn _anything_ if some jerk can just come take it.

      When the police are incapable or unwilling (or both) to do their job, people will start to do it for them. This will result in a lot more dead bodies. If a nation doesn't want that, it should make sure its police are capable and willing to protect its citizens. Anything less is _begging_ for vigilantism.

    24. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember Bernie Goetz? That guy was lionized for shooting some kids on a subway for allegedly trying to rob him. Hell this guy is still giving interviews in the press almost a quarter century later.

      Allegedly? The perpetrators have admitted they were trying to rob him. And guess what? Most of the perps participated in armed robbery AFTER being shot, one of them was even a convicted rapist. I'm not a gun nut, but get the facts straight-the people that were after him were thugs.

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    25. Re:Bloody Brilliant Idea by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I determined in second grade, IIRC, that if I was going to be punished for defending myself, that's fine...but I would not be a victim.

      Having said that, in many cases, it is a lot easier to simply roll over, and unfortunately, that seems to be the choice most people make anymore.

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  3. Yes by Oh+no,+it's+Dixie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If anything, the prank callers should be given less attention. That being said, the videos are hilarious, and I want more of them.

  4. Ooh, Sounds fun! by B4light · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to go make a prank emergency call too! :D

  5. TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    Yes, because there was certainly no such thing as prank phone calls before Youtube came along.

    1. Re:TRUFAX. by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Informative

      Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

      Yes, because there was certainly no such thing as prank phone calls before Youtube came along.

      Yes, because that's what the GP said. He said "Youtube will create the concept of prank calling". It's not like he made a valid point about it encouraging idiots to get some 'fame' for themselves, or possibly memeifying the worst calls and making them into regular prank call trolls. Way to miss the point.

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    2. Re:TRUFAX. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People have no respect for anyone any more, themselves included. If they want them to stop they should hit them where it hurts, in their wallet. Even a small $50 fine for a non-emergency 999/911 call would be enough to deter pranksters.

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    3. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, because that's what the GP said. He said "Youtube will create the concept of prank calling". It's not like he made a valid point about it encouraging idiots to get some 'fame' for themselves, or possibly memeifying the worst calls and making them into regular prank call trolls. Way to miss the point.

      Perhaps I did miss the point of that question, thanks for pointing that out. Without being a sarcastic asshat, what I mean is that I still don't think Youtube fame has or will have any appreciable effect on prank phone calls to 999. Prank calling has been around for ages, and there have always been a percentage of prank callers doing it to get "noticed" in some way, trying to be the next Jerky Boys or what have you. The medium has just shifted with the times; the folks who in past generations may have been swapping around bootleg prank call audiocassettes or putting scratchy early 1990s Realaudio clips on the web are now posting to Youtube. But I don't believe the fact that it's Youtube really means more people will be doing this who would have otherwise not done so, nor will the fact that the police put out their own ads asking people not to affect it. Those who are going to prank 999 have already made their choice without being swayed toward it by a well-meaning commercial.

      Just for the record, I've always dug phone pranks, but I've never enjoyed ones involving emergency operators. They've got better things to do.

    4. Re:TRUFAX. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People have no respect for anyone any more, themselves included. If they want them to stop they should hit them where it hurts, in their wallet. Even a small $50 fine for a non-emergency 999/911 call would be enough to deter pranksters.

      I agree that 999/911/etc. pranksters deserve some sort of punishment, but the fact of the matter is it's easy enough to avoid having such calls traced back to you that anyone can do it with little to no hassle. With a little Googling and effort anyone can spoof their phone number, or even simply use a public phone that doesn't have a camera pointed at it.

    5. Re:TRUFAX. by clang_jangle · · Score: 5, Funny

      simply use a public phone that doesn't have a camera pointed at it.

      What, in England?!

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  6. Itsatrick by krkhan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?"

    Anyone else think that British Police *is* the one going after Youtube fame because they weren't getting enough channel views?

  7. Not a bad idea by neokushan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not a bad idea, but as the summary theorised, it's just going to create a bunch of copycats.
    What they should do is list how much each person has been charged for these hoax calls to hammer home that it just wont be tolerated.
    It makes me sick when people waste the Emergency service's time like this and I genuinely believe they should all be harshly punished for it - people's lives are at stake, there's no excuse.

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    1. Re:Not a bad idea by EdZ · · Score: 4, Informative

      The call is free of charge. The fine for abusing the service isn't.

    2. Re:Not a bad idea by xaxa · · Score: 5, Informative

      A non-emergency number (101) was launched a couple of years ago in some areas to try and reduce the number of calls to 999, it's meant to be used for: reporting vandalism and graffiti; noise nuisance; threatening and abusive behaviour; abandoned vehicles; dumping and fly tipping; drunk and rowdy groups; drug related anti-social behaviour; and broken street lighting.

      There's also NHS Direct (0845 46 47), for medical non-emergencies.

      Perhaps Google could launch a service to cover everything else, with some voice recognition, a Google search and an audio web browser.

    3. Re:Not a bad idea by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It makes me sick when people waste the Emergency service's time like this and I genuinely believe they should all be harshly punished for it - people's lives are at stake, there's no excuse.

      I agree with the sentiment, but I think the difficulty lies in punishing the offenders without deterring people from reporting genuine emergencies, in the fear that they'll be punished if their problem isn't sufficiently severe.

      I wouldn't classify any of the youtube clips as 'correct' emergency calls, but I can sympathise with at least a couple of them. One clip involves a woman whose house has been invaded by wasps, and I can imagine some people finding that sufficiently scary to panic and mistakenly classify it as an emergency. Another is superfically silly - an elderly woman who can't peel potatoes because she can't find her glasses - but, again, if you're old and confused and can't see well enough to eat, it could (in muddled sort of way) be a significant problem. And who do you call do deal with significant problems?

      Again, I'm all for punishing people who take the piss, but I don't think it's a trivial line to draw.

    4. Re:Not a bad idea by Alsee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      fly tipping

      I (and probably most non-Brits) was rather puzzled by that phrase. All I could think of was cow tipping. LOL. So I looked it up:

      Fly-tipping or dumping is a British term for illegally dumping waste somewhere other than an authorised landfill.

      And I came across this hysterical news item of a man threatened with prosecution under the Fly Tipping law:
      threatened with prison or a £50,000 fine if he takes windblown sand back to the beach.
      Oh christ, some government official being just a wee bit anal-retentive with the law there.

      And I love this part: Offenders can also have their vehicle - in this case a wheelbarrow - confiscated.

      I can just see some five-year-old having their tricycle confiscated for playing with a plastic pail of sand and pouring it on the beach. Damn Fly Tippers.

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    5. Re:Not a bad idea by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've been attacked in the street 3 times over the last four years, and not once have the police done anything about it.

      The last time it happened I was actually told by the police operator that despite the people who did it still being in a group down the road, they couldn't send anyone just now, because they were all at one other incident. I was asked to wait, which I did for half an hour. At that point I gave up, went home, and got a call back from them three days later to get details.

      I know plenty of other people that's happened to, and several people who have been hospitalised due to random attacks in the street.

  8. My YouTube is slow by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

    My ISP is slow, and I can't download those videos fast enough. Is there anyone I can call for help?

    1. Re:My YouTube is slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear 999 is great for this.

  9. Brilliant... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These 14 year old twits are looking for attention so the cops are giving them international exposure... That couldn't possibly backfire and have the exact opposite outcome... Seriously, if the cops can't understand the very simple and basic motivation of pranksters, what does that say for their ability to understand criminals?...

    1. Re:Brilliant... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you listen to the clips? The two linked ones were both elderly ladies, not '14 year old twits,' They didn't sound like crank calls, just people genuinely not understanding what 999 is for (or even what the police are for, in one case).

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    2. Re:Brilliant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As anyone who has watched Monty Python will know, elderly ladies can be just as much a hazard to society as young hooligans.

  10. How about a dead mouse on a porch? by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Except it wasn't a prank. The lady actually believed she could call the cops to get a dead mouse off her porch.

    A friend of mine was the dispatcher who took the call, and he kept the recording.

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    1. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We have had cities for 5000 years yet soooo many people are still incapable of civilized behavior, be it due to nitwittery or hooliganism. Clearly we need to give the process of natural selection an assist in this case and rid the population of such individuals through summary execution.

      Some of the new crimes against civilization should be:

      o Texting whilst driving
      o Driving under the influence of disabling drugs
      o Prank calls to emergency services
      o Sexual abuse of children
      o Invasion of privacy by a government official
      o Inability to find the roots of a quadratic

      etc.

    2. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

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    3. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

      Of course not. You have to board up the doors and windows so they can't get out and cause any more trouble.

    4. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by kabocox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd humbly suggest that removing the phone from the house of an elderly, helpless, senile person is probably not a complete solution.

      Oh, there are so many ways that I could answer that.

      Let's try the cruel evil answer first. Sure let's make 78 (or what ever the current average life expectancy age) be the cut off date for all government services. The short answer is that according to the numbers you ought to be dead by now. It's on cost effective for us to pay much to keep you alive. Withholding government service, just encourages you to pass on sooner so your resources can be used by others.

      You can change 78 to anything or use whatever metric you want to select out a minority or elite that you want reduced services for over here and increased services over there for. Actually, I think that the real dividing line is the friends/family test. If you are 78 and don't have any connects with others, then no one will care if you die. If you are 78 and have a huge family and tons of friends/large church/political group/or former teacher, then lots of people will care if you die off so resources will become available to extend your life.

    5. Re:How about a dead mouse on a porch? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jumping bus queues is a cultural thing. The French do it all the time.

      What is this "bus queue" of which you talk? How can one jump it if it does not exist?

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  11. Re:Salmon sandwiches, eh? by xaxa · · Score: 4, Funny

    The salmon sandwiches are left over from last night! Oh no!
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pCuWcM0kq2U

  12. Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone else think the chance of YouTube fame is more likely to encourage copycats than educate people about the wrongs of hoax calling?

    For people who intentionally timewaste, maybe, but if there are really people who think it's normal to use 999 for some trivial matter, then raising awareness like this may be useful (though perhaps there is the danger that although it might reduce ignorance, it might increase people who intentionally pretend to be ignorant for a joke).

    I haven't looked at these videos, but they have done this sort of thing before on their own sites - one thing that struck me was just how long the operators remain on the call, in some cases getting into a long drawn out discussion about it. If timewasting is such a problem, why not hang up straight away, or press a button to play a recorded message?

    I'm also curious how likely this is to be a problem - the usual problem with hoax calls is that a police/ambulance is sent out unnecessarily, but that doesn't apply here. If the volume of calls is so large that it's common for people to wait in a queue to be answered, wouldn't it be worthwhile to, you know, hire some more operators?

    The cost of these timewasters should be the cost of the person's time who was employed to answer the call. If the cost is someone's life, then something's wrong with the system.

    1. Re:Hoaxes Versus Timewasters by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      one thing that struck me was just how long the operators remain on the call, in some cases getting into a long drawn out discussion about it. If timewasting is such a problem, why not hang up straight away, or press a button to play a recorded message?

      One of the videos has the 999 operator telling the caller he'll now hear the recorded message.

      Perhaps the operators can see how busy the queue of callers is -- if there aren't any calls in the queue, they may as well try and make sure the person who called 999 about their sandwiches doesn't ever call back.

      I'm also curious how likely this is to be a problem - the usual problem with hoax calls is that a police/ambulance is sent out unnecessarily, but that doesn't apply here. If the volume of calls is so large that it's common for people to wait in a queue to be answered, wouldn't it be worthwhile to, you know, hire some more operators?

      The cost of these timewasters should be the cost of the person's time who was employed to answer the call. If the cost is someone's life, then something's wrong with the system.

      "Around 10 million 999 calls to the police were made in 2004, but an incredible 70% of these were not for genuine emergencies."
      Since the calls are answered and last a minute or more, there are presumably enough operators. Perhaps they are just trying to cut down on the number of operators they need.

  13. Re:Youtube?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you shame anyone posting to one of the lagest shameless places on the net?

    Are you talking about youtube or slashdot?

  14. What comes around goes around... by geekmux · · Score: 3, Interesting
    (5 years later)"Well, we would like to hire you in our call center, but it seems our background check shows you being a Dumb Ass(TM) a few years ago."

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  15. Hoaxes, or mental illness? by gravyface · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't RTFM, but having worked with paranoid schizophrenics and Alzheimer's sufferers in the past, I would bet that some of these "pranksters" may actually be mentally ill; I hope our public servants are at least screening these individuals before humiliating them on YouTube.

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    1. Re:Hoaxes, or mental illness? by bamwham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many "frequent fliers" with ambulance services are just lonely and depressed elderly people who need someone to talk to. I would guess many 911(or 999 as the case may be) time wasters (as opposed to pranksters) have the same issues. It would be nice if society could find a way to reknit the social fabric that used to help these people.

  16. How to deal with hoax emergency calls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Track down the caller's number.
    Call them back in a few weeks.
    Tell them that you're calling from the hospital and that their parents are dead.

  17. Re:Privacy? by bhima · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think the intertubes are big enough to post phone calls of all the asshats in the world. I mean it's not like a truck or anything.

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  18. last couple of frames should be the charges by RichMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The last bit of each segments should list the charges/fines against the person who called.

    Examples:
    Called 911 for a tuna sandwich, $400 fine.

    Called 911 for the capital of Spain, 2 weeks community service.

    Sure the internet notoriety might get some to call but it could be balanced by showing the penalty applied.

  19. *Some* British Police by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

    From TFA, this appears to be being done only by Avon and Somerset Police. Something most people aren't aware of is that the 43 ("geographical") police forces of England and Wales (there are a number of "non-geographical" ones too, such as British Transport Police) are essentially separate companies. Or at least they were 2 years ago when I was working on a project to assist in inter-force information sharing.

    The point being that you'll very often find a given force doing something that none of the rest are, as apparently is the case here. So yes, "British police" are doing this, but only in two counties.

  20. Re:Privacy? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I for sure know then when I see somebody in an emergency, I will think twice before I call and most likely decide my privacy is more worth then the life of some kid.

    You, sir, are an idiot. I know Slashdotters love worthless hyperbole, but if you would seriously even THINK about letting somebody DIE because you--what, don't want people to hear your voice?--then you're simply a worthless human being. Period.

    Privacy my ass.

  21. This is a mental health issue by cenonce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a mental health issue, and a stupid way of dealing with it. I work in a Public Defender's Office, and while I am sure some of these people are jerks, my experience has been that people who call emergency services with these kinds of requests often have mental health issues. That is why a lot of jurisdictions have mental health diversionary programs for people who commit minor offenses. Embarassing the mentally ill on the internet will only embolden them at best, but certainly not help them deal with their issues in any way. In that regard, this solution seems rather callous.

  22. Re:Privacy? by ericspinder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see no reason why these calls should be placed on line. I would expect them to respect my privacy, but instead they post in online without my consent.

    911 calls are the 'hue and cry' of the modern age. I don't know the exact rules (I think they vary), but I believe that most consider them to be public records. Sure, names and addresses should be censored (if not already, I of course am exercising my rght not to RTFA), at least for legitimate criminal complaints. The time wasters on the other hand, I believe need to be publicly flogged, and have their phone number listed; Imagine the fun civic minded pranksters could have with these fools. However I'm willing to accept that that's over the top, and allow even the ignorant their anonymity, if they don't prosecute.

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  23. Nothing works by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Overheard an interview on dutch radio yesterday when two crimonologists were telling of their exprience with crime research to celebrate 100years of the field.

    One researcher in the field apparently claimed "Nothing works" before killing himself (didn't catch his name).

    It seemed to be the general consensus, some groups commit crime, we understand a few of the causes but not yet all but are powerless to really affect it.

    It doesn't matter if you hang everyone or send them of with a stern look, crime figures all over the world are roughly similar.

    The most effective way to stop crime? Tech that stops the crime before it can happen. You can't stop people from wanting to be criminals and you can't stop them once they are but if they can't actually commit the crime you stopped them nonetheless.

    But all in all, people been looking for a solution for a 100 years and still there isn't one.

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    1. Re:Nothing works by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The most effective way to stop crime? Tech that stops the crime before it can happen. You can't stop people from wanting to be criminals and you can't stop them once they are but if they can't actually commit the crime you stopped them nonetheless.

      All this does is breed smarter criminals. Unless we start being able to read minds, this is outside the realm of possibility. And like the overuse of antibiotics, it doesn't 'kill' the 'bacteria' --- it just makes it come back stronger and /more likely/ to thrive.

      The problem is that culturally, we practically deify criminal behavior. "Oh no," we say. "That bad bad man killed 30 people!". Then we spend years watching documentaries and specials and movies about how he got away with it for so long.

      Our popular methods of artistic expression (writing, movies, games) exhibit the same not-so-grudging respect and admiration for those who commit criminal acts. This is not new - it extends back through recorded history. However the obvious answer of censorship is pointless as a solution-- arts are a reflection of humanity, not a prime motivating factor.

      This "shame" tactic is just more of the same, and it is clearly not the answer.

      Ultimately the question is this: how do you convince humans to stop being humans? If we can ever figure that out, we'll be living in a crime-free utopia.

    2. Re:Nothing works by hjrnunes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, the solution to violent crime - and other issues - is pretty obvious. It's education.

      That said, we all know everyone prefers to watch some stupid game on tv than actually learn something...

      Around here - Portugal - they've decided that the right to life is always more important than any other, including private property. Meaning? I can go rob someones place and he can't shoot me unless I threaten his life... God, my country sucks...

    3. Re:Nothing works by arevos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All this does is breed smarter criminals.

      This is probably a good thing. The majority of crimes are committed because the criminal is too stupid to accurately assess risk versus payout. Criminals that make more than the average wage are extremely rare.

  24. Re:Don't feed the trolls? by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mod parent troll.

    That'll teach him.

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  25. Re:Congrats, America!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn right I'd consider someone in that situation to be a struggling homeowner...you think furnishing my $625,000 place is cheap? I need all the help I can get!

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to decide if I want to take the hybrid, the SUV or the hybrid SUV to the unemployment office.

    Take your rants someplace where people give a fuck, dipshit.

  26. clowns by julian67 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had the misfortune to work on the phone in a UK police force's operations room. A memorable call: An old man called, sounding shocked and very upset indeed. He wanted to report being assaulted. He asked me if I'd seen the nearby circus. I confirmed I had, having noticed it the day before while out on my bicycle. Despite having recently completed my diversity training I immediately thought of all those nomadic, thieving, rough, stop at nothing, gypsy types, with swarthy complexions, switchblades and unwashed hair. I pictured the poor old man being relieved of his wallet and candyfloss at knifepoint and, assuming my most professional and concerned tone, asked him to continue. He explained that he had been to the circus the previous evening and was sitting in the front row when one of the clowns threw cold water over him. I didn't directly call him a stupid miserable old bastard but I think he got the message. I've also taken a call from a woman who wished to report that the milkman when making his early morning deliveries allowed the glass milk bottles to clang together noisily in order to cause harassment/annoyance to the caller. Referred caller to dairy. Seriously the UK is overflowing with fucking idiots. people call the police because the kitchen tap is dripping, the TV remote control doesn't work, their cable TV reception has worsened or any other trivial crap that might count as an emergency if you have the mental age and outlook of a retarded 4 year old. The flipside is the idiots who call the non-emergency number, wait in a queue for a while, and when connected announce they're watching someone being stabbed/beaten/robbed and so on. I guess at least they tried to help instead of doing nothing.

  27. Won't work. People have no shame anymore by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's simply what it can be sumed up as. People don't give a fuck what you think about them. Yeah, I'm a moron, I'm stupid and I act like it, but I'm rich and famous, so I win. The Homer Simpson principle.

    Could you imagine something like American Idol taking off, say, 30 years ago? People would've been scared to make a fool out of themselves. At the very least, the people trying their hand there would have been a lot lower and only people who could credibly or at least intelligibly sing would try. Ok, since people have no shame, at least the auditions there provide some entertainment (yes, one of my guilty pleasures is to enjoy it when people make a complete tool out of themselves).

    How about lawsuits where the plaintiff acted quite obviously in such a stupid way that yes, there was no warning label because nobody thought anyone could be so utterly and completely stupid and still manage to live to the age of 18? 30 years ago, people would have accepted the damage for their own stupidity than the shame that they were actually SO stupid. But, like I said, no shame anymore, and there's money in it.

    Fuck, offer people 10 bucks to run down naked some street and they do it! Been proven time and again by some TV shows.

    Still, I do consider those movies a good thing, because there are still people who have a sense of decency and don't want to bother emergency lines with minor sicknesses, who then prompty die because what they felt as minor turned out to be major. Showing such movies to them would probably tell them that they should call 999 (or 911, or whatever your number may be) when they feel a little chest pain instead of just lying down and hoping it goes away. When there are so many people calling with utter BULLSHIT, it's by far not uncalled for to dial emergency services for a "little", but real, problem. That's what they were invented for.

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  28. Re:No, I do not agree with you! by janrinok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The perps had burgled him previously

    There is no evidence that I have seen to prove that he was burgled by the SAME individuals. He had been burgled, that is true, but during the trial he was asked what measures he had taken to prevent further break-ins. He had taken none. So living in an isolated place, known to have some money, taking no protective measures around his property. Crime is never justified but it is not surprising in this case that he was burgled more than once.

    ....and restore your God given rights.

    Which God would that be? If it's the Christian God that you are referring to, which of the Ten Commandments mentions that you can shoot people. I do recall 'Thou shalt not kill', but I cannot remember one suggesting that you can shoot burglars. Perhaps I wasn't paying enough attention last time I went to Church.

    Your 'rights' regarding firearms are nothing more than a throwback to the Wild West and the events that followed during the formative years of your nation. However, I stopped thinking that I was a cowboy when I grew up. You are entitled, both individually and as a Nation, to continue to carry weapons but please don't think less of others because they choose not to.

    Martin did not make a stand for justice. After the event he hid the weapon at his mother's house (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)). He can hardly claim that he did not know that he was committing a crime if he went so far as to try to hide the weapon. His defence successfully used the excuse that 'Martin suffered paranoid personality disorder'. So, nobody was claiming that he was making a stand but simply that he had killed without justification (under our law - not yours) and therefore should be punished accordingly. The defence, as is their job, managed to get the sentence reduced.

    From the wiki-link: The jury at the trial were told that they had the option of returning a verdict of manslaughter, rather than murder, if they thought that Martin "did not intend to kill or cause serious bodily harm". However, they found Martin guilty of murder by a 10 to 2 majority. He was sentenced to life in prison, the mandatory sentence for murder under English law.

    I do not agree with your point of view. Ten members of the 12 man jury disagree with you also. The other 2 are welcome to emigrate to the USA, if they haven't already done so. :-)

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