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US To Launch Military Orbital Spaceplane

An anonymous reader writes "Not only is the US readying its first 100% military spaceplane for a November launch, but it's going to push NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter mission til 2009: 'The USAF and Boeing will launch the X-38B — the first military orbital space plane if you discount the secret military shuttle — on top of an Atlas V rocket in November. They want to test its flying features in space and during atmospheric reentry. And probably its anti-matter rays and nuclear bays and hyperspace engines too (but of course, they are never going to tell you that). However, there seems to be a conflict with the civilian space program which may push one of the Moon exploration missions to 2009.' Screw the moon. We have to defend ourselves against all those alien extremists from Mars!"

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  1. Weird by SimonGhent · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is probably the oddest article summary I've ever seen here.

    Reads like a promo for the new X Files movie.

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    simon
  2. Re:X-what? by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's clearly X-Com. They're preparing for the inevitable invasion from Mars.

    Remember, when the aliens come, don't walk around in circles on the street. They love it when you do that, and since the X-Com teams can't shoot straight, you may be caught by friendly fire.

  3. checklist by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ion engines: No
    Laser cannons: No
    Photon torpedos: No
    Shields: No
    Warpcore/hyperspace drive: No
    Matter/antimatter reactor: No
    Transporters: No
    Long Range Scanner: No
    Sort Range sensors: Yes
    Space capabilities: Kind of.

    Buyers advice:

    This space fighter doesn't have any of the selling features of other space fighters on the market. The lack of ion engines make this a very dated craft. It is more appropriate for a museum than the space age. Buyers are adviced to look into more complete craft like the X-wing or the TIE-advance. This craft makes the old and very well known to be unsafe TIE-fighter look good.