The War Against Virtual Beer Pong
Michelle Shildkret, 360i on behalf of TIME.com writes "JV Games was all set to release 'Beer Pong' for the Nintendo Wii when parents and lawmakers got a whiff, forcibly renaming the game to Pong Toss and filling its pixelated cups with water instead. But the game is still rated 'T' for teen, and anybody who encounters it will be able to draw clear conclusions as to its intended purpose (drink and get drunk)." Lesson: Don't play games that simulate drinking before you play games that simulate driving, or larceny.
Lesson: Don't play games that simulate drinking before you play games that simulate driving, or larceny.
... or shooting at politicians. After all, you might miss.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
I can't wait until they come out with the wii game where you play a drinking game where you drink if your character in the game your character is playing for drinks....erm.
Can't we all just get a pong?
The War Against Virtual Beer Pong is actually a first-person shooter. It's the prequel to Duke Drinkem Forever.
I am allergic to flowers you insensitive clod. :-)
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