NASA Shakes, Bakes, and Rattles Lunar Spaceship
coondoggie writes to tell us that NASA has apparently successfully concluded putting the new Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter through its paces. Using vibration and rotation tests NASA scientists were able to determine the center of gravity and were also able to observe the structural integrity during the vibration tests used to simulate launch aboard an Atlas rocket. "It is expected that the LRO will by the end of the year make its way to NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida for final launch preparations. The orbiter and the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, a mission to smack into the moon in search of water ice, are scheduled to launch atop an Atlas V rocket from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida sometime between Feb. 27, 2009 and the end of March 2009."
Like the columbia, I am sure nasa engineers will make sure those things happen naturally.
Seriously. We need to test the hell out of this thing:
* Test monster-proofness of hatches and bulkheads.
* Ensure that air filters can handle sapient moon-dust clouds.
Oh . . . this is just a damn unmanned orbiter?
OK. Please forget this post. I'll use it again when they test the Orion lunar craft.
To paraphrase, "So the engineers tested the ship against every conceivable thing that they knew it could withstand." I'm sure the spaceship is now safe.
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Will it blend?
"But that's just the beginning, the orbiter will soon undergo four days of acoustics testing during which the spacecraft is placed near massive, multistory, wall-sized speakers that simulate the noise-induced vibrations of launch" Sweet... sign me up, brother.. it'll bring the bong..
... I'll have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster with a side of Plutonium Nyborg
Wait a second, NASA has been saying that the LRO will strike in october of this year. And now it's in march? I think their being fickle.
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. Using vibration and rotation tests NASA scientists were able to determine the center of gravity...
That should be:
If they couldn't determine the center of gravity before they built the thing, they have some serious issues. Vibration characteristics are a bit more difficult, but I suspect the folks at NASA are smart enough determine those before they built the thing too.
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Hmm... Center of gravity... For space... These days I'm more and more convinced that these scientists are just pulling our leg.
"Hey Mort, let's ask them for billions so we can build something to send to space!"
"Haha, space? Where do you come up with this stuff?"
"Yeah, it'll be great!"
"I have another idea, let's tell them we need to determine the center of gravity!"
"The center of *gravity* for *spacecraft*? Right after we told them we found water on Mars? Isn't it a bit obvious?"
"No man, it'll be great, you'll see! They actually think we sent a robot to Mars, they'll easily fall for this."
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That's normal stuff. I used to work for a company that built satellites. One of their test fixtures was a shake table connected to a water-cooled voice-coil actuator with a megawatt amplifier driving it. They had accelerometer data from actual launches, and they'd use that to drive the shake table.
Will it be able to stand the odor of 80 billion tons of green cheese?
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I remember visiting a facility in Brooklyn shake testing a 5 ton piece of gear for a Navy ship. When we got out of the car we noticed the parking meter was vibrating due to vibrations being transferred to the earth. I'm sure the folks living nearby must have enjoyed it when stuff fell over in their apartments. Later the gear was shock tested by attaching it to a barge and setting off explosive charges in the water. This was done in an old flooded slate quarry.
NASA gets a lot of microscopic attention for a spaceship which won't even launch until the next president, if the moon program still exists by then. Meanwhile there are still developments with an Indian spaceship which is supposed to launch this year & the Japanese spaceship put out another movie from the actual moon yesterday, just in a format no-one can play.
"QUEASY Bake"?
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Info on the Indian spacecraft can be found at http://www.chandrayaan-i.com/
As for the attention LRO is getting... well good! The various instruments on this orbiter will provide massive amounts of data, useful in several fields of science. It's also an important step for the planned presence on the moon.
It seems NASAs automated probes are doing a bit better than the manned program. If they do well enough, will it cause Project Constellation to be cut back or canceled?
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
This - http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/01/1344232 (3D Printing for Everyone) is a great opportunity for the community to develop lunar spaceships. If they can make a Lego-kit with a working scale engine, remote control and propellant - I open-source develop the heck out of this thing!
Anyone else?