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Apple Clients Still Vulnerable After DNS Patch

Glenn Fleishman sends word that SANS Institute testing indicates that, even after installing Apple's latest patch for the DNS vulnerability, Leopard desktops (not servers) are still vulnerable — or at least perpetuate risky behavior that makes exploitation easier. This matters because "With servers rapidly being patched worldwide, it's likely that the low-hanging fruit disappears, and vectors [will be] designed to attack massive numbers of clients on ISP networks."

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  1. Braiiiiiins by Mipoti+Gusundar · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Haiti, dead nigger's are storing YOU!!!!

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    Will code for new sig.
    1. Re:Braiiiiiins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Dead Nigger Storage Inc is a successful business founded in 1994 by Toluca Lake, Los Angeles resident Jimmie Dimmick, after a misunderstanding with two acquaintances from the local underworld. In an interview made in 2004 with Pulp Magazine, Dimmick stated that the idea for his business originally came from his dealings with a mysterious "Mr Wolfe" several years previously.

      Dead Nigger Storage Inc is publicly traded on the Nasdaq stock market under the symbol DEDNIG.

      Business Overview

      The business focuses on a simple service provision as the basis for their corporate offering, namely the creation of storage facilities specially built to store dead and/or decaying afro-americans. With offices in Alabama, Elko, Georgia, Louisiana, Dead Nigger Storage Inc now has more branches throughout the Confederate States of America than both KFC and Big Kahuna Burgers combined.

      Originally run from Jimmie and Bonnie Dimmick's garage, the business' growth rate within the first few months of operating forced them into a rethink. In 1998, the Dimmicks purchased Monster Joe's Truck and Tow in Downtown Los Angeles, which has remained their base of operations to this day.

      With the catchy friendly slogan of "Storing Dead Niggers is our business" Dead Nigger Storage Inc remains a market leader at the forefront of ethnic minority storage, despite the recent upsurge in the market for companies such as Jews on Ice and the Cracker Barrel.

      Very recently, Dead Nigger Storage Inc has expanded into a chain with several branches outside of the United States. Though each branch outside the USA are largely similar to their American counterparts, most customers note a handful of "little differences". For example, in America one can store a decapitated Nigerian. In the Paris branch, however, one stores un NigiriÃf© guillotin. In general, dead niggers are still called dead niggers, but over there they're called les dead niggers.

      Traditional Methods of Storing Dead Niggers

      "You know what they preserve dead niggers with in Holland instead of synthetic petroleum based chemical preservatives? Mayonnaise."
      ~ Vincent Vega on storing Dead Niggers

      Many individuals have struggled with the issue of dead nigger storage, including Jefferson Davis and John C. Calhoun who favoured the time-attested methodology of dry suspension, a technique that preserved by hanging them in carefully controlled environments for up to 21 days.

      Other techniques utilised include smoking, often over specially constructed firepits or pyres. Although this often provides a more pleasurable flavour and aroma, it often led to a complete burning of the subject.

      Pulverization is often utilised, either through the use of sticks, or in more extreme case through "dragging", a technique thought to include a pick-up truck. Another practice designed to aid tenderization is referred to as "curbstomping".

  2. apple, security (tagging beta) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    One of these things, doesn't belong!

    1. Re:apple, security (tagging beta) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Jews?