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Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates

A Cow writes "When the hard rock band Buckcherry found out their latest single had leaked on BitTorrent, they didn't try to cover it up or take the file down. No, instead, they issued a press release. After a bit of research, TorrentFreak found out the track wasn't leaked by pirates, but by Josh Klemme, the manager of the band. In an attempt to cover their tracks, the press release was pulled, but it's still available through Reuters and Google's cache."

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  1. That's not piracy, that's *Marketing* by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like a marketting strategy to me!

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    1. Re:That's not piracy, that's *Marketing* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean mARRRketing.

    2. Re:That's not piracy, that's *Marketing* by vagabond_gr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next week's news: the involvement of the band's manager to the leakage wasn't revealed by TorrentFreak but by the band's marketing director.

  2. Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When the hard rock band "BuckCherry"

    I don't know about you, but I don't want them bucking my cherry. *puts on chastity belt*

    1. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Several years ago, a friend of mine was reading a musical artist with "awards" for the year. "Worst name of the year" award went to "Cherry Popping Daddies." My friend asks me "What's so bad about that name?" And then I had to explain to him what the name could imply... he agreed it was, in fact, a bad name.

    2. Re:Uh... by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey man, as a member of the Zoot Suit wearing community, I think you need to calm down with all that jive talk about the band's name. Why don't you just throw back a bottle of beer and relax?

  3. Viral Marketing for Dummies by gooman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Example found in the chapter: What NOT to do.

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  4. Re:Stands to reason by dahitokiri · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crazy bitch.

  5. Let's get this out of the way... by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't RTFA, but I for one welcome our new, naked Natalie Portman and grits overlords, to which CmdrTaco replied, "you must be new here." He's a Twitter sock-puppet, but so am I, you insensitive clod! In Soviet Russia, the only way to be sure is for orbit to nuke you with a beowulf cluster (yes, it runs Linux!). ??? Profit!

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    1. Re:Let's get this out of the way... by momerath2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot that email is for old South Koreans.

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    2. Re:Let's get this out of the way... by TheNucleon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't RTFA, but I for one welcome our new, naked Natalie Portman and grits overlords, to which CmdrTaco replied, "you must be new here." He's a Twitter sock-puppet, but so am I, you insensitive clod! In Soviet Russia, the only way to be sure is for orbit to nuke you with a beowulf cluster (yes, it runs Linux!). ??? Profit! Mod Parent Up!! There, fixed that for ya :-)

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  6. This makes a lot of sense by Carbon016 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buckcherry has released an official statement regarding the song's unscheduled arrival, declaring, "Honestly, we hate it when this s*** happens, because we want our FANS to have any new songs first."

    So basically, either none of their fans use the internet, their definition of "first" is different than mine, or they inhabit some sort of crazy universe with non-linear time.

    I think they were "Too Drunk...." when they wrote this press release.

    1. Re:This makes a lot of sense by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You insensitive clod! I live in linear-non is time where universe a!

  7. Sounds like the manager isn't a fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They never blamed pirates. They merely stated that they like their fans to get first cuts.

  8. Re:Stands to reason by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 5, Funny

    It stands to reason that such a talentless and disposable band would stoop to such dishonesty. Show the band how you support such underhanded tactics by making sure that you never buy any of their albums (not that you would anyhow).

    Don't download it either, sucks when people don't even want your stuff for free!

  9. Up Until... by Authoritative+Douche · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I heard about this, Buck Cherry were one of my favorite bands. I would kill to have Josh Todd's voice. Alas, they are one more thing for me to boycott. Fuck.

    1. Re:Up Until... by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't want to do business with a company or people who try to cheat me.

      Tried that. Wound up naked living in a hole subsisting on juniper berries. Then some bastards stole all the berries.

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  10. Re:Stands to reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly. All mods should know about all unknown songs by all unknown bands!

  11. Re:Stands to reason by DigitalHammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Show the band how you support such underhanded tactics by making sure that you never buy any of their albums.

    Huh? You can buy music? :P

  12. Oblig. Zen Question by kmkznobeikoku · · Score: 1, Funny

    If a no-name rock band falls on it's face, and there's no one to hear it, .....do you care? Awaiting flames in T minus 5...4...3...

  13. "Hard rock"? by InspectorxGadget · · Score: 5, Funny

    BuckCherry is flaccid rock, at most.

  14. I think by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are basically using a silly sort of reverse logic. They want to leak the song, because they know it'll generate more interest. However they are worried if they do, that people will choose to download it and then not buy it. So they then come up with the idea that "Hey, we'll pretend like we didn't leak it and hate on those that did. That'll shame the fans in to buying it!" After that the discussion was probably something along the lines of "Fuck yeah I am a philosophy logic ninja MASTER! Pass the bong man."

  15. Re:Wikipedia edits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like Mr. Klemme is in need of a good maxillofacial surgeon.

  16. Re:Stands to reason by Lord+Fury · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right, the song is funny in that it portrays my last girlfriend perfectly. She sang the same four lines over and over again three times an hour 7 days a week for several months.

  17. Let me fix that for ya... by BattleApple · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Honestly, we hate it when this s*** happens, because we want our FAN to have any new songs first."

    1. Re:Let me fix that for ya... by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why you're supposed to refer to her as "the fan base".

  18. Re:Stands to reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, douchebag, I modded him down because he used a Buckcherry song title on slashdot. He deserved to be punished, for there is no higher level of douchebagity than this.