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Two Black Hat Talks On Apple Security Cancelled

An anonymous reader writes "Two separate Apple security talks have been nixed at the last minute from next week's Black Hat security conference in Las Vegas. The Washington Post's Security Fix blog reports that Apple researcher Charles Edge was to present on flaws in Apple's FileVault encryption plan, but asked Black Hat to cancel the talk, citing confidentiality agreements with Apple. Then on Friday, Apple pulled its security engineering team out of a planned public discussion on the company's security practices — which would have been a first for Apple. 'Marketing got wind of it, and nobody at Apple is ever allowed to speak publicly about anything without marketing approval,' a Black Hat spokesman said."

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  1. Re:Marketing == American lawyers by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    preferred method should be beating to death by a stick.
    My guess is you lack the upper body strength to pick up a stick.

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  2. I haven't been fucked like that since the NextCube by billcopc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rule #1: You do not talk about Apple flaws
    Rule #2: You DO NOT talk about Apple flaws
    Rule #3: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out we make him the CEO
    Rule #4: Only two sentences to an argument
    Rule #5: One argument at a time
    Rule #6: No punch, no daiquiris
    Rule #7: Cover-ups will go on as long as they have to
    Rule #8: If this is your first night at Apple flaws, you HAVE to swallow

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  3. Re:Steve is not impressed by azav · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are absolutely correct. It still sucks, it just sucks less.

    I remember the Apple internal code name for their sound manager in or around 1989. It was called Barking Pumpkin and their motto was "it just sucks less."

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  4. Re:Shhh, if we don't admit anything by Sancho · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish there was an "incomprehensible grammar" mod....

  5. Re:Marketing? by Poltras · · Score: 2, Funny

    The question is - do you know this to be true from personal industry experience, or are you just quoting Fight Club?

    Damn, you forgot the first rule!