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Theorists Make Quantum Communications Breakthrough

KentuckyFC writes "One of the cornerstones of modern physics is Claude Shannon's theory of communication, which he published in 1948. If you've ever made a phone call, watched TV, or used a computer, you've got Shannon to thank for describing how information can be moved from one place in the universe to another using an idea called the channel capacity. But nobody has been able to develop a quantum version of this theory. So physicists have no idea how much quantum information can be sent from one point to another. Now two American physicists have made an important breakthrough by proving that two quantum channels with zero capacity can carry information when used together. That's interesting because it indicates that physicists may have been barking up the wrong tree with this problem: it implies that the quantum capacity of a channel does not uniquely specify its ability for transmitting quantum information (abstract). And that could be the idea that breaks the logjam in this area."

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  1. So 0+0=1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now two American physicists have made an important breakthrough by proving that two quantum channels with zero capacity can carry information when used together.

    So who wants to join my class-action lawsuit against math teachers?

    1. Re:So 0+0=1! by z0idberg · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do!

      That makes three of us!

    2. Re:So 0+0=1! by petraska · · Score: 2, Funny

      And remember, 2+2=5 for very large values of 2.

  2. Encryption is anti-american by Arthur+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you use quantum encryption, the theorists win !

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  3. Two channels with zero capacity can carry info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was called ISDN.

  4. For a second... by LedIris · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it said "Terrorists Make Quantum Communications Breakthrough".

    1. Re:For a second... by eggfoolr · · Score: 3, Funny

      When it comes to quantum mechanics, a theorist is not far removed from a terrorist!

  5. Two Channels with Zero Capacity? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Funny
    W y t a s u d l k a r a i e !

    I c u d h l w t q a t m r p o r p y

    h h t o n s i e g e t d a

    t o l e p i h u n u c y t g a h .

    RS

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    1. Re:Two Channels with Zero Capacity? by Mr2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I demand you take that back. My grandmother was a saint!

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  6. Do NOT look at this message!!! by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oops, too late. You're entangled!

  7. Hmm... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    The summary didn't have any information on what a 'zero capacity channel' was. If I read it a second time, will I understand?

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  8. Re:similarly, in computer science, by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does the data really have to be copyrighted for that to work?

  9. This is new? by Quarters · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have DirecTV. That gives me something like six hundred channels which have zero intellectual capacity but yet still manage to carry data.

  10. Quantum Telepnone Calls by EEPROMS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Harry "Hello Jim Im ringing you back regarding the message you left on my voice mail." Jim "What message ? I hevent left one yet" Harry "Aw crap I did it again, I will never get my head around our new quantum telephone system"

    1. Re:Quantum Telepnone Calls by quinks · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Hello Bob, this is Alice", Bob "Yeah, what is it", Alice "You left a message on my answering machine, but it's all garbled", Bob "Damn that Eve"

  11. Re:Channel theory link broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You fools! You've gone and changed the article by clicking the link.

  12. Re:quantum mechanics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    PHYSICIST!

    you outed yourself!

  13. Re:Channel theory link broken by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Funny

    Observers have indeed changed the state of the target to dead.

  14. But Quantum information can be negative! by SpazmodeusG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because quantum information can be negative it would seem this theory could be applied to make a channel with 0 negative capacity have some cpacity from nothing in the same way.
    So really any extra positive capacity could be cancelled out.

  15. Re:similarly, in computer science, by ObjetDart · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and if I combine your post with a random pad of 1s and 0s, will I get something that has anything to do with TFA?

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  16. Re:Zero plus Zero equals One for large values of Z by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's true.

    You can extract immense amounts of information from the combination of Fox News (channel 0 with no signal) and the White House Press Secretary (channel 1 with no signal).

    Anything in common is a lie, and that is useful information.

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  17. Re:Channel theory link broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mod parent plus and minus one!

  18. Re:Speaking in metaphors... by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meaning two blondes make a brunette?

    Only if they are of different gender, and with 25% chance :-)

  19. Re:I think you've got it by neomunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like putting too much air in a balloon! :-D

  20. Re:Channel theory link broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Observers have indeed changed the state of the target to dead.

    Odd.....I just looked and it was alive......

  21. Re:Channel theory link broken by vyruss000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Links in Slashdot are simultaneously dead and alive! Clicking on them decides which ;)

  22. Re:quantum mechanics by Pollardito · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't worry, scientists also discovered that two people who don't understand quantum mechanics can engage in a meaningful conversation on the subject

  23. Re:I think you've got it by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Funny

    > We'll have human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

    you mean like Los Angeles ?

  24. Re:Channel theory link broken by n3tcat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to name my next cat "TFA" and then I can say he "slashdotted the couch"

  25. Re:quantum mechanics by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I mean look at that bitchin' goatee Freeman is sportin'!

  26. Slashdotted? by srjh · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as I opened this article my cat died of cyanide poisoning.

    Is anyone else having this problem?

  27. Re:Non-peer reviewed by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Just saying, it needs to be taken with a grain of salt."

    This is SLASHDOT. Everything here should be salted, marinated in salt water, then baked in an encrustation of rock salt for 8 hours before consumption.

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  28. Re:quantum mechanics by Firehed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's not forget the crowbar.

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  29. Re:Channel theory link broken by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just don't take your cat to any Eastern bloc countries. In Soviet Russia, TFA slashdots YOU!