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First All-Drone USAF Air Wing

bfwebster writes "Strategy Page reports that the United States Air Force has announced its first air wing that will consist entirely of unmanned craft. The 174th Fighter Wing has flown its last manned combat sorties; its F-16s will be entirely replaced by MQ-9 Reapers. Reasons cited include costs (maintenance and fuel) and the drone's ability to stay in the air up to 14 hours, waiting for a target to show itself."

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  1. Simpsons was Prescient by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

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  2. Drones = racist by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    The correct term is Unmanned American.

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  3. Re:Not the first UAV wing.... or the last. by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just remember this moment when you're running over a field of skulls from a hunter-killer UAV controlled by SkyNet.

  4. Hive mind by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
    First All-Drone USAF Air Wing

    What, they were all queens before?

    That explains Top Gun, I suppose.

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    1. Re:Hive mind by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

      That explains Top Gun, I suppose.

      Careful, Tom Cruise is going to sue your suppressive ass!

      -jcr

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    2. Re:Hive mind by Nimey · · Score: 2, Funny

      He'll send you on a one-way DC-8 trip!

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  5. Re:What happens when a drone malfuctions... by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and fails to follow orders? Do they court-martial it?

    Actually no. They make a movie about it with a hot babe.

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  6. Re:Skill training completed. by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Neocron!? That's an EVE-Online reference, you insensitive clod!

  7. Re:It is at moments like this... by dougisfunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but as the article says, its unmanned so you can't ride in it.

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  8. Next in "Bangalored" list? by kamathln · · Score: 5, Funny

    SO when are these jobs getting Bangalored?

  9. Re:"Unmanned drone" by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    So an "unmanned drone" is a truly purposeless thing. Of course, they're heading there anyhow: their penises get ripped off during sexual intercourse, after which they die.

    In human relationships, this is called "marriage," but we only die on the inside.

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