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Miyamoto 'Banned' From Talking About Hobbies

walshy007 writes "After Shigeru Miyamoto developed a love of puzzles, the "brain-training" software that has proved to be an international "killer application" on the Nintendo DS console was born. He became interested in taking more exercise, and Wii Fit was created. He took up music lessons, and Wii Music was the result. Now, according to sources at Nintendo, the games designer has been banned by the company from speaking publicly about his hobbies."

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  1. Latest game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess wii Bukakke didn't quite catch on as well as the other Japanese classics did.

    1. Re:Latest game by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Give it time ... the audience is out there.

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    2. Re:Latest game by Adriax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Waiting to have a shot at it.

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    3. Re:Latest game by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just want to take this opportunity to point out that the Wikipedia article on Bukkake explicitly states that it "may require cleanup" to meet Wikipedia's quality standards.

      That is all.

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  2. Other hobbies by diskofish · · Score: 4, Funny

    What most people don't know is that he has a strange fetish for women dressed up in furry animal costumes. I wonder what the next game would be like?

    1. Re:Other hobbies by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, we already had Star Fox.

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  3. Re:Well then... by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depends on if they are working on a Wii BDSM game.

  4. Animal Crossing by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, we already had Star Fox.

    And Animal Crossing.

  5. The people of Middle-Earth don't mind by guruevi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think a game based on Hobbits would do that well.

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  6. Re:lets just hope by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if his hobbies are running around Tokyo carjacking, beating up ho's, and shooting wildly?

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  7. Really? by denzacar · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I thought that it is the next logical evolutionary step for the Wii.
    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=227

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  8. Re:Well then... by kusanagi374 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now THAT would be interesting, to say at least...

    "Move your wiimote to control a virtual whip, and punish that nasty slave refusing to comply with your orders. Online supported!"

  9. Re:Well then... by bloodninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's amazing what people will put up with if they're paid enough. I image that Mr Miyamoto is very well paid by Nintendo, so much in fact that the outrageous imposition of not being able to discuss his hobbies with people is bearable.

    So for now on, he will post as AC?

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  10. Re:Well then... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they had any damn sense, they would ask him to engage in misdirecting the competition. He could claim to be taking up knitting, or needlepoint, or horticulture. Maybe stamp collecting. Fine hobbies to those who are interested, but I wonder what the excitement factor would be to the game version. Let some crappy knock-off company sink their R&D into that!

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  11. Re:Well then... by ozphx · · Score: 5, Funny

    CONDOME.

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