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Where Has All My Spam Gone?

An anonymous reader writes "I have my own domain, which has its own email server, where I receive all my personal email. I've been getting about 800 emails a day, of which perhaps 20 are real. Suddenly, Sunday or Monday evening, the spam pretty much stopped. My volume of mail has plummeted to less than 100 a day, and as far as I can tell, I'm not missing any real mail — I'm still getting the email list subscriptions I'm expecting, and every time I ask someone to send me a test message, it gets through. My domain host insists that it doesn't do any spam filtering before mail gets to my inbox, and that they've changed nothing about their configuration. I run SpamAssassin on my server to mark, but not delete, spam, and download the whole mess to my home client, and I'm still seeing the occasional message tagged by SpamAssassin. But it's virtually all gone. And I haven't changed anything about my own mail configuration, or the harvestability of my site (my personal email has been harvestable for almost a decade). So what's going on? I can't believe that several major botnets would have vanished overnight. Any ideas?"

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  1. I'm getting it by digitrev · · Score: 4, Funny

    My spam has tripled over the past few days. So I'm not getting all of it, but I'm getting a chunk of it.

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    Cynical Idealist
  2. Okay by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    And you're complaining because .... ?

    1. Re:Okay by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      And you're complaining because .... ?

      Without having the spam to process, the server doesn't run as hot as it's "supposed to". This causes a power imbalance, sending more current to the other servers and tripping breakers. Also, because of the lack of that heat, the server room is too cold. The UPS batteries are not storing enough of a charge as they are less efficient when they're cold. If a power sag, brownout, or blackout happens during one of these spam free moments, well, the results could be catastrophic.

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    2. Re:Okay by rbane3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I carry mace with me to mark, but not stop, my raper, and I'm still seeing the occasional rapper tagged by mace. But they're virtually all gone.

      I see what you did there! Subtle insight of your views concerning the Hip Hop "artist"?

    3. Re:Okay by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mace? Screw maze.

      Flurescent green spray paint is much better. Not only will you keep your assailant off of you, but you will also make it REALLY easy to pick him out of a line-up later.

      Police: "Can you identify the guy who jumped you?"
      Victim: "He's the green faced guy, crying on the corner about being blind."

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  3. Did you install Skynet 1.0? by bugeaterr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you install Skynet 1.0?

    Hey, what's that siren going off for....

  4. Because... by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 4, Funny

    When spammers took over your box, they didn't want to flood it with their own mail.

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    There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
  5. Oops... by bhamlin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, we've been down for maintenance and it's taking a lot longer than we originally planned. You can expect normal service to resume by next monday.

  6. So it's become real... by Seakip18 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spam Assassin is actually assassinating spam.

    On another note, has anyone heard from cousin who is a Nigerian prince? He hasn't called in days and we're beginning to get worried.....

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  7. those chinese spam factories are shut down ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to save the health of the athletes.

  8. The Russians are busy in Georgia... by NMBob · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and the Chinese are busy watching 13-year olds win gold metals. Bob

  9. We Can Test by awitod · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're happy to help you solve this mystery.
    What is your email address?

  10. We got bored of the joke by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, here's the thing: nobody but you ever got spam. We all just thought it would be funny to fool you into thinking there was some kind of worldwide scamming epidemic. You don't seriously think people would be stupid enough to buy pills off strangers who email them out of the blue, do you? I thought we'd gone a bit too far and stretched the limits of credibility when we came up with the idea for the Nigerian scams, but I was wrong, you even fell for that! Nobody is stupid enough to send all their money to a "Nigerian prince".

    Anyway, enough's enough. The joke's stale now, so we decided to stop sending it all to you.

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    Bogtha Bogtha Bogtha
  11. Spam has relatively few sources by Toe,+The · · Score: 4, Funny

    A large chunk of spam comes from a very small group of spammers. It may just be that you are only targeted by one of them, and he took a break recently.

    Hang in there... he'll come back from vacation soon, and you'll be able to mortgage your penis to Nigeria again.

  12. We Apologize by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Sir,
    We humbly apologize for the interruption in service. Please reply with your email address and our technical staff will get back to you.

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    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  13. Re:Hmm by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 5, Funny

    A group of the original SpamAssassin developers got together with a group of mercenaries and created SpammerAssassin. It's in alpha, and looks good except it seems to have started a teeny-tiny war in the eastern bloc. Oops. They have an open bug ticket on it.

    :D

  14. Re:Hmm by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously though ... if spammers started turning up dead where would the police even begin their investigation? There's only a pool of what, half a billion suspects?

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  15. Black Hat by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They all just got back from Black Hat / Defcon, and they're still hung over.

  16. Re:Hmm by VenomPhallus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yup, and here; still getting 250 a day+ or so.

    Maybe they finally clicked that you've already got a huge penis and legendary bedroom performance?

  17. Re:Check by MPAB · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your lack of spam disturbing ...

  18. Re:Hmm by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the botnets are busy fighting amongst themselves, vis a vis the Georgia v. Russia conflict.

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    You'll have that sometimes...
  19. Re:Hmm by skolima · · Score: 4, Funny

    +1 Insightful or +1 Funny? Tough call..

  20. Re:Hmm by Like2Byte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the botnets are busy fighting amongst themselves, vis a vis the Georgia v. Russia conflict.

    Ok, Agent Mulder, settle down.

  21. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Russian spammers can't get bandwidth because the military is busy using it against Georgia.

  22. Re:Hmm by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh ... so you're address is bill@billrocks.org? Interesting ...

  23. Re:Hmm by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not sure if we've exchanged comments before, but I have some genuine replica watches of the finest quality.

  24. Re:Hmm by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

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  25. Re:Hmm by TTURabble · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Saakashvili is getting 100 emails a minute about pen1s enlargement?

  26. Re:Hmm by christianT · · Score: 4, Funny

    IIRC SpammerAssassin is built on JBASH (Jason Bourn Again Shell)

  27. Re:Hmm by protolith · · Score: 4, Funny

    is also getting far less spam now for a couple weeks

    I think that's about to change.

  28. Re:Hmm by Lazyrust · · Score: 5, Funny
    I would be happy to purchase those genuine watches but first I would need your assistance in moving a large sum of money out of the country of Nigeria. It seems that a rich uncle of mine has passed away this year and unfortunately his wife is unable to accept the money due to governmental restrictions. Therefore, if you would be willing in assisting me in transferring the sum of $5,000,000,000,000,000.00 I will be happy to give you 10% in return for your time and effort. In addition I will purchase all of your fine genuine replica watches of the highest quality. In addition, I will be in need of a great selection of products of high quality from your canadian pharmacy online drug store. Therefore, if you would be willing to send me your name, address, bank name and account number via email, I will be able to begin processing this information with his bank and will contact you shortly by international certified mail.

    Thank you for your time.