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Amateur Scientists Seek Fusion Reaction

ElvaWSJ writes "A small subculture of amateur physicists and science-fiction fans — fewer than 100 worldwide — are building working nuclear-fusion reactors at home. The designs are based on the work of Philo T. Farnsworth, an inventor of television, from the 1960s. Some of these hobbyists hope similar reactors can one day power the planet, but so far they consume more energy than they create."

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  1. Can a String Theorist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can a string theorist explain why this won't work?, in simple terms please.

    1. Re:Can a String Theorist? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because for every hobbyist who builds one of these hoping to get more power than they put in, there's someone in the background playing a violin...

    2. Re:Can a String Theorist? by Spatial · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't think it can hear him from here. We need to send him a bit closer! :)

    3. Re:Can a String Theorist? by Xiaran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.

  2. Amateur Scientists Seek Perpetual Motion Device by Kagura · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A small subculture of amateur physicists and science-fiction fans -- fewer than 100 worldwide -- are building working perpetual motion devices at home. The designs are based on the work of Albert Michelson, co-proponent of luminiferous aether theory, from the 1890s. Some of these hobbyists hope similar devices can one day power the planet, but so far they consume more energy than they create."

    Good article.

    1. Re:Amateur Scientists Seek Perpetual Motion Device by jcorno · · Score: 5, Funny

      The reason is, and I don't care if I'm modded down to -1, some mods would rather bitch slap people than do actual work like thinking and reading post. Some mods use it to suppress differing opinion.

      I just don't get it. When I have mod points I look for good stuff to mod up.

      That's funny. I usually waste my mod points modding down posts that start with variations on "Go ahead and mod me down." I guess this is your lucky day.

  3. Re:Radioactive Trajedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    further investigations are preceding.

    Sweet. They built a time machine.

  4. Re:Good grief... by lgw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only the first paragraph was quoted from TFA - preview button, who needs it!

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  5. Bring on fusion! by ArchieBunker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't fucking wait for the day cold fusion arrives and we get to tell all those assholes in the middle east "Hey heres a fusion reactor that lasts for a century and costs $500. We'll no longer be needing your oil"

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  6. WMD by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A small subculture of amateur physicists and science-fiction fans -- fewer than 100 worldwide -- are building working nuclear-fusion reactors at home.

    In other news, a small subculture of amateur neoconservatives are building working homemade tanks, fighter jets and cruise missiles in order to seek out and destroy these Weapons Of Mass Destruction before its too late and a mushroom cloud appears in somebody's basement

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  7. Re:Fusion? Pah! I've done them better! by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    Burger King and Taco Bell? You could do so much better. Let me help.

    Step 1: Broccoli and Cheese soup. Crush some Oyster Crackers into it and DON'T forget the Tabasco sauce.
    Step 2: Pork and Beans. 1 Can. Always a classic.
    Step 3: ONE foot-long-cheap-ass Don Miguel burrito (the spicy red one). Can be purchased at any fine 7-11 anywhere. Only ONE. Trust me.
    Step 4: 5 Hardboiled eggs with salt and pepper.
    Step 5: Steamed Cabbage and 2 raw onions with plenty of butter.
    Step 6: A single large bag of Funyuns.

    Do all of this within 3 1/2 hours. Sit on the couch and wait about another 2-3 hours. Hold everything in till about 6 hours after you started.

    You know that saying "killed the dog"? Well if you have pets, I don't recommend this.

    DISCLAIMER: If you have any kind of a heart condition, or if anyone else in the house has one DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS.

  8. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by the_humeister · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strong enough to kill, and death by radiation poisoning is not my idea of a fun time.

    Well, different strokes for different folks...

  9. Fusion? BAH!!! by adric · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if they could put it in the form of a suppository...

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  10. Confucius say by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

    Confucius say "Man who build fusion reactor at home flux his wife instead of his secretary."

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  11. next to his bed? by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Carl Willis, a 27-year-old doctoral student at Ohio State University, who keeps his fusor just a few feet from his bed.

    Apparently, he never wants to get laid ... EVER!

    1. Re:next to his bed? by jamesh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently, he never wants to get laid ... EVER!

      And if he does, he needn't worry about birth control...

  12. farnsworth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why isn't this tagged with "goodnewseveryone"?

  13. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Born2bwire · · Score: 5, Funny

    So don't forget to wear you film badge. Because nothing says safety like a device that can tell you after the fact that you've received a fatal dose of radiation

  14. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by tylernt · · Score: 5, Funny

    radiation is not some ocult spawn of satan that any amount of it will make your skin turn green and ressurect dead puppies into zombies.

    Shoot, I just spent all this time building a Farnsworth fusor for nothing.

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  15. What about gravity? by coldsalmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we just gathered together enough matter, it would start fusing on its own through gravitational force. Using this method, we could create a gigantic fusion reactor in space, and then collect its radiation and convert it to electricity. It would be kind of like harnessing the solar power of the sun...oh wait...