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New Insect Species Purchased On EBay

Posted by samzenpus on from the what-a-bargain dept.

SpuriousLogic writes "A scientist who bought a fossilized insect on the web auction site eBay for £20 has discovered that it belongs to a previously unknown species of aphid. The bug has been named Mindarus harringtoni after the scientist."

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  1. Alternate Name by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The bug has been named Mindarus harringtoni after the scientist."

    The aphid was almost named Mindarus Goldseller145332 after the seller.

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  2. How the aphid must feel by macraig · · Score: 4, Funny

    It must suck to be a fossilized aphid. The life of an aphid was already pretty sucky in the first place, but then to get entombed and sold on eBay? Oh the humiliation!

    1. Re:How the aphid must feel by Kenoli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The life of an aphid was already pretty sucky in the first place

      ba dum ching

  3. Heh by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Upon further reflection, it has been renamed to Bastardis Sniperi

  4. Previously Unknown Species by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever you are looking for
    you can get it on eBay.
    www.eBay.com

    What next, getting an actual perpetual motion engine from eBay?

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    1. Re:Previously Unknown Species by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Funny

      What next, getting an actual perpetual motion engine from eBay?

      You didn't think it would already be there?

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    2. Re:Previously Unknown Species by corsec67 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is "something that spins for a long time with no external input of energy", not a perpetual motion engine.

      People have been making that mistake for a long time.

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    3. Re:Previously Unknown Species by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slaves? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/24/ebay_african_slaves/)

    4. Re:Previously Unknown Species by Lazyrust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank god its NIB. I'd hate for someone to use up all the perpetual energy before I got it home.

    5. Re:Previously Unknown Species by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, obviously a jet pack kit that works but the mythbusters killed all my hopes and dreams on that one. You know what'd be fun is if the owner of ebay put ebay on ebay to finally cash out on their business and retire or whatever but that might tear a hole in the universe.

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  5. Ebay takes credit for the discovery by whtmarker · · Score: 4, Funny

    If was originally named ebayus aphidopholus, as the species was first discovered on ebay, but was later renamed due to trademark issues.

  6. Wikipedia entry by Psychotria · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is probably the funnier name. I wonder if there is going to be a precedence debate.

  7. Re:Pricey by Psychotria · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am also wondering about the description. Does the ebay auction description qualify as a formal description? If so, the type specimen description is going to be something like: "Very rare amber insect. One of a kind! Polished and made available to astute buyer. Bidding starts at only 15 pounds. Don't miss out out this outstanding specimen. Will look great as a broach. Cash only."

  8. I thought it meant a live insect at first by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was thinking,"Sell people new species of insect from the rainforest, and that could help preserve it."

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    1. Re:I thought it meant a live insect at first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It could also help kill idiots who buy this stuff. double bonus!

  9. eBug? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do all names have to sound latin?

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    1. Re:eBug? by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Using latin makes it easier to know when you're talking about the "scientific name", since most people don't use latin for talking about other stuff.

      Then scientists know you're trying to refer to a specific creature/thing.

      It's similar thing for technical terms. Use of mostly "normal english" is good when you're trying to explain stuff to the general public, but it's usually more precise and efficient to use the correct technical terms when speaking with specialists in the field.

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  10. To answer my own question: by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do all names have to sound latin?

    Apparently, yes:

    "I had thought it would be rather nice to call it Mindarus ebayi," said Dr Harrington.
    "Unfortunately using flippant names to describe new species is rather frowned upon these days."

    Quantum physicists have all the fun. When properties of subatomic particles can have names like "Charmed" or "Strange", why can't a species have a fun name, too?

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  11. "Creationists" hate eBay by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...because finding new species requires Paypal.

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  12. What a waste! by slarrg · · Score: 2, Funny

    The headline could have been:

    "New Species of Bug Discovered on eBay"