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FEMA Phones Hacked, Calls Made To Mideast and Asia

purplehayes writes "A hacker broke into a Homeland Security Department telephone system over the weekend and racked up about $12,000 in calls to the Middle East and Asia. The hacker made more than 400 calls on a Federal Emergency Management Agency voicemail system in Emmitsburg, Md., on Saturday and Sunday, according to FEMA spokesman Tom Olshanski."

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  1. In FEMA's defense by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The hacker was in New Orleans. So they were obligated by official policy to ignore his calls.

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    1. Re:In FEMA's defense by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

      He was actually only trying to call one person, but every time the caller ID came up as FEMA the guy panicked and wouldn't answer. When the authorities showed up at the poor guys house he was in a fetal position, rocking himself back and forth saying over and over again, "FEMA. Keeps Calling. Won't stop. FEMA!!!"

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    2. Re:In FEMA's defense by AlterRNow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did anyone else "hear" that in Abe Simpsons voice?

      "Epa! Eeeepaaa!"

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    3. Re:In FEMA's defense by inerlogic · · Score: 3, Funny

      you're just jealous you didn't get to snort coke off marilyn's crack....

  2. Phone Hacking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never understood why someone would or could make exhorbatent amin long distance phone calls. The only thing I can figure out is that some nerd was busy talking to his girlfriend on vacation.
     
      While (Idiot.onphone) {
    "Hang up!"
    "You!"
    "No You!"
    "No You Hang up!"
    }

    1. Re:Phone Hacking by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only thing I can figure out is that some nerd was busy talking to his girlfriend on vacation.

      I'm sure there's a flaw in that theory, but I just can't put my finger on it.

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  3. Re:Hacker? by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    He used a whistle found in a cereal box.

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  4. Verizon guy by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    He kept calling that damned annoying Verizon guy.

    "You're in Thailand now? Can you hear me now?"

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  5. Re:Hacker? by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he trained his dog to howl at 2600 hz.

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  6. Government Accounting by lewko · · Score: 4, Funny

    400 calls totalling $12,000.

    That is, about $30 per call.

    And from the article: "Most of the calls were about three minutes long, but some were as long as 10 minutes."

    As long as 10 minutes? Not only did FEMA have a badly configured phone system, they must have had some of the crappiest call plans I could possibly imagine. I mean, where were the calls terminating? The moon?

    Your tax dollars at work.

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  7. Re:No Skype? by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So he doesn't have a Skype account?

    Pfft! Who needs Skype when you have the FEMA Phone! Yes! With the FEMA Phone you can call anywhere in the World for FREE! And if you act now, you can get your own FEMA Trailer for Free!

    Subject to criminal prosecution and penalties. Offerer is not responsible for purchaser's stupidity.

  8. Re:Hacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually he is old school and trained himself to fart at 2600hz...

  9. Re:Terrorist? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, while illegally wiretapping citizen lines, the government *should* have been wiretapping itself...

  10. Re:Hacker? by Intron · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If the majority of society has changed the meaning of some workds (hacker/pirate), then the meaning has changed for THE MAJORITY, which now makes you WRONG."

    Please tell the biologists to stop misusing bisexual, then. Also tell physicists that quantum leap actually means a big change, not a small one.

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  11. That's a bargain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think FEMA is actually looking pretty smart here. Clearly, they don't pay $5-10/minute for phone calls. So that $12,000 must include the cost to patch the security holes, hunt down lingering trojans, etc.

    That seems pretty cheap to me. They could have paid somebody $75,000 to design their system up front, and keep paying their salary to maintain the system.

    Or they could cross their fingers and hope nobody exploits their lack of design. If somebody does manage to find their weakness and exploit it, $12,000 in emergency response is a small fee to pay.

    It was a lot cheaper than paying for responsible design. They can afford six of these incidents each year and still save money.

  12. Re:No Skype? by jaymzter · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's scary is that I read the disclaimer at 3x actual talking speed.

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  13. Re:Hacker? by kwerle · · Score: 3, Funny

    this is the AP....you expect them to get that right?

    No, but I do expect Slashdot to get it right.

    I'd say "you're new here", but your id is low enough that I have to resort to "you should know better."