The Oompah Loompahs wailed as cos-bunnies looked on in shock. There had never been a worse accident in the history of Wonkaville. Charlie's aging bride Trixi was struck so hard by a cart bearing a heavy load of cos-bunnies bound for the juice squeezer that she was knocked completely out of her latex dress and thigh-high boots, and her ass spurted out of her super-tight undies like a pinched watermelon seed. Said ass orbited her corpulent torso nine times before settling on her frontular abdomen.
-- O~
Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
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Those are Oompa-Loompas, you uncultured swine.
The Oompah Loompahs wailed as cos-bunnies looked on in shock. There had never been a worse accident in the history of Wonkaville. Charlie's aging bride Trixi was struck so hard by a cart bearing a heavy load of cos-bunnies bound for the juice squeezer that she was knocked completely out of her latex dress and thigh-high boots, and her ass spurted out of her super-tight undies like a pinched watermelon seed. Said ass orbited her corpulent torso nine times before settling on her frontular abdomen.
O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon