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Microsoft Applies For Patent On Private Browsing

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the mine-mine-mine dept.

PhilDEE writes "Microsoft is in the process of applying for two patents for a private browsing mode in their next version of Internet Explorer — a feature already present in Safari, among other browsers."

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  1. Typical .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Search for useful features already in use by other products
    2. Patent the unpatented
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT $$

  2. Microsoft: by Inglix+the+Mad · · Score: 5, Funny

    We didn't make it first, but that won't stop us from trying to patent it!

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    1. Re:Microsoft: by V!NCENT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mister Ballmer, this is our lawyer. Our Lawyer, this is mister Ballmer. (Nice to meat you). Uhhhhh we have this little piece of paper that shows evidence that we made it first. It is called prior art. Something you are probably familiar with. Uhhhhm... err... it basically come down to this -"Hey can I just like... interrupt for a bit? Heh. Can't we make a settlement?" - sure what's on your mind -"Well we, ofcourse, have a lot of money, so if you can keep this, you know... quiet than we are uhm... sort of 'willing' to give you a, what we like to caaaall, compensation of some sort?" - yeah, sure.

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    2. Re:Microsoft: by Godji · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nice to meat you

      Given that you're talking about lawyers, I don't think that's a spelling mistake...

  3. A word of warning ... by bwthomas · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a business process patent that I think Microsoft should be aware of: "A specific process and procedure for patenting pre-existing technology in order to build a patent portfolio which can be leveraged using the court system to gain substantive competitive advantage."

  4. ignoring the patent isssue by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

    putting a private browser mode on IE is like putting a shit filter on your ass. Or a lameness filter oin slashdot.

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  5. For uhm... medical conditions by mrvan · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTFA:

    Users may wish to turn on the privacy mode if they are planning a surprise party, buying presents or researching a medical condition and do not want others users of the same computer to find out.

    Yeah, right...