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2008 Is the Coldest Year of the 21st Century

dtjohnson writes "Data from the United Kingdom Meteorological Office suggests that 2008 will be an unusually cold year due to the La Nina effect in the western Pacific ocean. Not to worry, though, as the La Nina effect has faded recently so its effect on next year's temperatures will be reduced. However, another natural cycle, the Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation, is predicted to hold global temperatures steady for the next decade before global warming takes our planet into new warmth. If these predictions are correct, there must be a lot of planetary heat being stored away somewhere ... unless the heat output from the sun is decreasing rather than increasing or the heat being absorbed by the earth is decreasing due to changes in the earth's albedo."

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  1. gore by gearloos · · Score: 5, Funny

    But what will I do with all my "Gore 2012" buttons?

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    1. Re:gore by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Burn them for warmth.

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    2. Re:gore by actionbastard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Burn them to stay warm.

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    3. Re:gore by strelitsa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Market them as sleds for gerbils.

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    4. Re:gore by actionbastard · · Score: 3, Funny

      How's that thing with Naraku working out?

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    5. Re:gore by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      The global warming platform from the Republican party is to shoot into the air and yell "yeeehaww!" a bunch.

      They must be taking their science advice from the same people who give them foreign policy advice.

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    6. Re:gore by emjay88 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Less than temperate gerbils

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    7. Re:gore by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Funny

      seeing as how you and corsec67 posted the same response at the same time, I for one welcome our comedic slashdot posting robotic overlords

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    8. Re:gore by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 3, Funny

      He does his part for global warming - every time he opens his mouth, he just produces more hot air. It's actually a scientifically proven fact that there was no global warming before Al Gore started talking so much about it. Or, maybe he's just trying to power a Gore-thermal power plant.

    9. Re:gore by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Still touting the insane idea that the media is not a right-wing mouthpiece? How cute.

      Yeah, I hate the way the media have manufactured this McCainmania, portraying him as almost the Messiah and so on whilst giving no coverage to Obama.

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  2. Oh goody... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here comes a raging global warming debate... haven't seen this on the Internet in 5 seconds.

    Hopefully for this one we'll get some cashiers, makeup artists and puppeteers to weigh in with their expert environmental opinion, just to mix things up.

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    1. Re:Oh goody... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, believe it or not, most people aren't going to care about a theory that A) Doesn't affect them B) has many people that reject it C) Has no short or medium-term impact and D) has no effects right now.

      Awesome troll. But I think you're being too harsh on intelligent design, personally ...

    2. Re:Oh goody... by shellbeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm still busy with the emacs vs vi debate.

      But climate change and your choice of editor are intimately related. It's all the extra processor cycles needed to run emacs that's causing global warming ...

    3. Re:Oh goody... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Global warming is a misnomer anyway - it should be called, "global climate instability."

      How about 'Intelligent Heating?'

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  3. Yarr! by shivamib · · Score: 4, Funny

    Score one fer bloody pirates, mate!

  4. Re:Mid life crisis by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uranus is the one that is into that freaky European sex, right?

  5. Re:Get the spelling right! by riceboy50 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You didn't hear that they renamed it in honor of Nina Reiser?

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  6. Global warming or cooling? by ilovesymbian · · Score: 5, Funny

    This picture says it all - is it global warming or global cooling?

  7. Re:Silly to reject climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we are lucky, global warming and nuclear winter will cancel each other.

  8. Re:Stupid sunspots...( or lack thereof ) by ockegheim · · Score: 5, Funny

    First off, the new solar cycle is somewhat late

    OK, who knocked Sol up?

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  9. Re:Coldest year my ass.... by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...tell that to my $300+ powerbill for AC.

    Quit paying the ACs, that only makes them post more.

  10. Noooo!!! by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler did stuff! And look where that led! Wouldn't we all have been better off if he had just stayed home and gotten high?
     
    What were we talking about again?

  11. Re:Three Alaskian Volcanos by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are fired. You are not allowed to be part of the climate debate every again.

    Please do not come into our discussion with obvious reasons for short term events. We have spent many years working many late nights to come up with theories that aren't likely to be proven during our life time and are based on theoretical data. It took as many years of research to find data based on other theories and concepts that have yet to be proven.

    We do not welcome your kind in our group. We are respectable scientists with families and lives. Your ideas could seriously undermine our ability to obtain grant money for research in far away lands, and, as a direct result may also result in starving Ethiopians losing out on the slave wages we pay them to move all of our 'equipment' around for our research. Think of the sled dog teams that will no longer get a whole $10 bill for carrying us 200 miles north of any human with an ounce of self preservation in the northern hemisphere.

    Please, before making such statements again, consider how the children will be effected by your statements.

    Thank you

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  12. Re:Coldest year my ass.... by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

    So you're saying that 'AC' button in my car doesn't activate an anonymity cloak for when I want to drive quickly through speed check areas or flip off cop cars? Uh oh.

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  13. Re:Coldest year my ass.... by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Definitely some strange things and ways of life up there in 'yankee land'.

    Yeah, who would have thought that it was possible to make it through childhood to being an adult and still have all their teeth!

    Just kidding.... :-)

  14. Re:Burn Gore's Nobel Prize to keep warm by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, the "carbon credit" is soon to be renamed to an "indulgence".

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