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Full Facial Transplant Is One Step Closer

Hugh Pickens writes "A Chinese medical team led by Shuzhong Guo of the Fourth Military Medical University in Xi'an has successfully completed the first transplant to include facial bone in a transplant on a man whose face was slashed by a bear. The Chinese graft included muscles, nerves, blood vessels, cartilage and skin and included an intact salivary gland, another first. Two years after the procedure, the man can eat, drink and speak, thanks to the gradual fusing of transplanted nerves and muscles with what remained of the patient's own. This transplant together with the another ground breaking transplant last year by French doctors that removed a huge tumor that had completely infiltrated and disfigured their patient's face, now sets the stage for a full facial transplant."

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  1. saw a doco on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Saw a pretty good documentary on this about 10 years ago. Ah, here it is.

    1. Re:saw a doco on this by Silent+Node · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is the next step in disguising the true age of Chinese gymnasts. My prediction: In London, the entire women's team will sport fu manchu mustaches.

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  2. Additional information by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The article doesn't mention this; but John Woo was a technical consultant for the Chinese surgical team.

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    1. Re:Additional information by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, bear slashes Woo!

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    2. Re:Additional information by strelitsa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets Woo.

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  3. You have to admire the Chinese... by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Chinese medical team...has successfully completed the first facial transplant

    They will do ANYTHING to ensure that their underage gymnasts can compete in the Olympics.

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    1. Re:You have to admire the Chinese... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, and no more lip-synching needed when the little girl singer's not cute enough -- they'll just swap the faces!

  4. Chinese transplant is actually from 2004 by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    The Chinese team, led by Shuzhong Guo of the Fourth Military Medical University in Xi'an, is the first to include facial bone in a face transplant, carried out on 13 April 2006.

    The correct version should read:

    The Chinese team, led by Shuzhong Guo of the Fourth Military Medical University in Xi'an, is the first to include facial bone in a face transplant, carried out on 13 April 2004.

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  5. Hate to break it to you, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...those aren't wings, those are thetans :(

  6. Re:Donors by Cylix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take it all after I croak!

    When I finally fall over dead I really won't need anything in my body. It would be nice to know that they might do someone else some good once I'm gone.

    In fact, if someone does decide to done my face and do a kuku dance... they should date my girlfriend.

    Talk about easing the transition!

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  7. Re:Please americans, go back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot would greatly benefit from disabling anonymous commenting.

    I agree.

  8. Face-off by waveformwafflehouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I suppose now he can grin and bear it.
    In your face, bear!
    Bear's response: Ooooooh, Face!
    bear/
    Think he picked out the new one with FaceBook?
    Boy, is his face Red.
    Now he'll have to face the truth like he's never faced it before.

  9. Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Best thing about a face transplant? Turning up at the donors funeral and making ghost noises.

  10. Meh, porn has been doing by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    full facials for years....oh wait, whats that, "full facial transplants", nevermind.

  11. It's easier for Asians though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    because they all look alike