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The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy

SlappingOysters writes "Gameplayer has gone live with their best PC hardware configurations for Q3 2008. They've broken it into three tiers depending on the investor's budget. And while the prices are regional, it is comparative across the globe. 'In order to play these slices of gaming goodness, you're going to need a decent rig, and we sent our PC hardware guru in search of maximum frames in maximum detail, but at a minimum cost. We have three tiers for the three levels of PC gamers out there and all the detail you could possibly want on where, why and what to buy. So choose your poison and get amongst it.'"

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  1. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What kind of telnet programs do they come with for mudding?

  2. oh christ by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    and i just closed the newegg tab...

    looks like ramen again this month

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    1. Re:oh christ by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you mean, "this month"? Priorities, man, food or bleedin' edge hardware, pick one!

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    2. Re:oh christ by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean, "this month"? Priorities, man, food or bleedin' edge hardware, pick one!

      If he ain't starving yet, he needs to turn in his geek card. Now.

    3. Re:oh christ by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't need to starve, brother. There's a lot of fiber in newspaper and if you flush it down with some coke, you even have the essential dose of caffeine for the day. You can grind and dissolve stale bread in (lots of) water and drink the slurry (again, coke makes things interesting here, too!) to fill your stomach...

      Can you tell I just spent 2k on a new monitor system? :)

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    4. Re:oh christ by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a transplanted Floridian, I heartily recommend the palmetto bugs. You can put them on a stick and roast them over an open flame or just fry 'em up in a pan.

      Mmmmm....Crunchy.

      Up North, I hear you can do much the same with various small rodents.

  3. luv 2 brag by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought a new computer, so I love to brag about the deal I got.

    e8500, 4gb ddr2 1066, p5q-3, 4870, freezer 7 pro, rosewill case, 250 gb hd = $1050
    had vista64 for free

    plays crysis at high "near 60 fps" and everything else to the max

    no microstuttering

    me = happy

    1. Re:luv 2 brag by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel really old right now because I don't understand a single thing you wrote.

    2. Re:luv 2 brag by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Vista 64 was free, huh?

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    3. Re:luv 2 brag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      250 gb hd

      What, they still make computers with such a pittance of space?! Or was the 250gb drive just something you found discarded in a dumpster?

    4. Re:luv 2 brag by powerlord · · Score: 4, Funny

      I feel really old right now because I don't understand a single thing you wrote.

      Allow me to try and explain ...
      He said:

      e8500, 4gb ddr2 1066, p5q-3, 4870, freezer 7 pro, rosewill case, 250 gb hd = $1050

      e8500 ... hmmm maybe its a new eMachine that he used as a base to build on?
      4gb ddr2 1066 ... ah! he picked up "Four "Gnarly-Bro" Dance Dance Revolution 2 pads. "1066" you'll notice is 42 more than 1024, so 1066 is just a "Really Cool" in binary.
      freezer 7 pro ... well ... CPUs are hot nowadays so he bought an air conditioner to cool the room down. Quite sensible.
      rosewill case ... hmmm must be one of those cases with alien eyes on it or something. I guess he'll pull the guts out of the e8500 and put them in there so it looks cool?
      250 gb hd ... ah. He also picked up 250 "Gnarly-Bro" HighDensity floppies. Must be to back up his save games and make "backup" copies for friends.

      Sounds like a neat gaming rig ...

      Then again maybe it was l33t speak? ... or not ;)

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  4. games? by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

    tuxracer runs just fine on my $200 linux machine.

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  5. Re:The investor's budget? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, an investment in planned obsolescence.

  6. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by jgarra23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget, you're talking about the same kind of people who will spend months clacking away on a fake guitar with the goal of making a digital crowd cheer when they could be practicing with a REAL guitar, get REAL cheers and likely get laid for REAL too.

  7. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and likely get laid for REAL too

    Holy shit, I'm buying a guitar right fucking now!

  8. Buying guide... by geogob · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should come up with a set of configurations for the best /.-proof PC servers for 2008 as well.

  9. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet...here you are posting about it on Slashdot.

  10. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by Naqamel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll second what Turgid said. Guitar = Chick Magnet.

    I was at a Sam Goody store which happened to have a Guitar Hero game set up. It also had a guitar / amp package they were selling set up. Crappy guitar, worse amp... but whatever.

    Some dork was trying to play Guitar Hero and impress 3 girls. Song: Bark at the Moon.

    So I pick up the real guitar, and start playing Bark at the Moon on the real guitar.

    You've never seen three heads whip around like that. Poor guy. I got all his attention.

  11. He writes lyrics too by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's only beacuse he didn't buy a REAL guitar/
    and all he can play is Come as you are

    Real rock stars are not on Slashdot/
    Playing a bass makes a guitar player not.

  12. Re:Give a hoot! Recycle! by nawcom · · Score: 3, Funny

    maybe you should mount your wife's box more often?

    Her box is way too huge, and you can tell that lots of things have been taken in and lots of things pulled out that it looks a little bruised. Plus, it just looks too old, and it's always making noises. You learn to ignore it. These days MicroATX boxes are the thing; smaller, tighter, and they're portable - so it doesn't matter where you go, you can always bring along the box to play with.

    You can make a bloody mess if you try to stick your peripheral in that kind of box when it just doesn't fit.

    yes, nawcom knows he is twisted and sick.

  13. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by c_jonescc · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm actually trying to sleep with your girlfriend" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dyeHESSjQM

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  14. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget, you're talking about the same kind of people who will spend months clacking away on a fake guitar with the goal of making a digital crowd cheer when they could be practicing with a REAL guitar, get REAL cheers and likely get laid for REAL too.

    Funny you should mention that, they're working on Masturbation Hero. You'll get a load out of the controller for that game.

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  15. Re:Bad Suggestions for 1000-2000$ by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The funny thing is, you could have made all your numbers and names up and those of us who don't care as much would know the difference.

  16. 1 GB / $ HD? by FireIron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are hard drives down to 1GB per dollar yet? I remember when they hit 1MB per dollar, and it was a big deal at the time. I had an onion tied to my belt...

  17. Re:The investor's budget? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Funny

    guaranteed to decrease in value over time

    True and stated: Whenever you buy a computer C at time t0, there's a time t1 > t0 such that val(t0, C) < val(t1, C).

    Possible and not stated: there is a time t2 >> t1, such that val(t2, C) > val(t0, C), due to num(t2, C) << num(t0, C).

    That is, your old Amiga 500 might become a collectors item some day :)

  18. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by afabbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can play most of Neil Young's Heart of Gold on real guitar.

    That's the kind of risk you take when you decide to learn to play guitar.

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  19. Re:Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Web Server System
    CPU: Intel Pentium MMX 200Mhz (got from grandma when we bought her a new system for christmas last year)
    RAM: 128 MB EDO (paid way too much on ebay but motherboard requires it)
    Motherboard: dunno, but has phoenix bios
    GPU: Trident S3 Trio 8MB PCI (found in dumpster)
    OS: Windows ME (pirated)
    Server: PWS
    Optical Drive: None
    Storage: 8GB WDC (found on side of road, 70% blocks are good)

  20. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by tyrantking31 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right, but it is $10K US, so not nearly as much as it sounds.

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  21. Re:$10K US for a gaming rig? by schklerg · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my experience (bass player), girls go in this order - singer, lead guitar, drums, backup guitar, keyboards, triangle, roadie, drunk passed out fan, then bassist. Of course, hideous disfigurations can alter this order.

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  22. Re:The investor's budget? by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, it's worth twice as much with a full tank as with an empty one.

  23. What levels are these? by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have three tiers for the three levels of PC gamers out there

    From the prices I assume those levels are "lives in own property", "lives with parents", and "purely hypothetical".

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  24. Re:The investor's budget? by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gas prices are not yet to the point where a full 8 gallon tank is $2000, which would make the car's value $4000.

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  25. Re:The investor's budget? by daveime · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your mum does not count as "lots", get back in the basement !