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Cell Phones For Easy App Development?

Posted by timothy on from the complexity-is-much-easier-to-achieve dept.

linnrose writes "When I purchased my current cell phone — a ATT/Samsung Sync — my primary reason for selecting it was Samsung told me I could install custom Java applications on it via USB or the microSD card; turns out they lied to me. I would really like to have a phone that is open enough for me to install simple Java (or whatever language; I'm primarily a C# developer) apps without having to download them from a server. And it doesn't have to be cutting-edge/feature-rich; gimme a nice color screen and good call quality. I'm thinking Nokia might have something useful, but I'm not sure. Any suggestions?"

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  1. tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ok, a buddy showed this to me a while back. I'm sure y'all will enjoy it as much as i do :)

    1. Get a cantalope/melon. Cut a hole in it, 6-inches deep (more or less :)
    2. microwave for 30 seconds. Stick your finger in the hole to make sure it's not too hot.
    3. Stick your dick in and FUCK IT.

      MY buddy says it feels better than pussy. I wouldn't know (about the pussy part), but it feels SOOOOOO good.The first time, I blew my load in about 20 seconds.