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Anti-Government Webmaster Shot Dead By Russian Police
J.Tatar and a number of other readers alert us to the shooting death of an anti-government webmaster while in police custody in Ingushetiya, a volatile province in southern Russia. Police took Ingushetiya.ru owner Magomed Yevloyev off a plane that had just landed in Ingushetiya. "Yevloyev ... was a prominent opponent of the pro-Kremlin president of Ingushetia, Murat Zyazikov [a close ally of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin]. Prosecutors have opened a preliminary manslaughter investigation after Yevloyev was shot in a police car in Narzan, the capital of volatile Ingushetia, a mostly Muslim region that borders Chechnya, Russian media reported. A spokesman for the prosecutor's office, Vladimir Markin, said 'an incident' took place after Yevloyev was taken into a police car 'resulting in a shooting injury to the head and he later died in hospital,' Interfax reported."
Dead Nigger Storage Inc is a successful business founded in 1994 by Toluca Lake, Los Angeles resident Jimmie Dimmick, after a misunderstanding with two acquaintances from the local underworld. In an interview made in 2004 with Pulp Magazine, Dimmick stated that the idea for his business originally came from his dealings with a mysterious "Mr Wolfe" several years previously.
Dead Nigger Storage Inc is publicly traded on the Nasdaq stock market under the symbol DEDNIG.
Business Overview
The business focuses on a simple service provision as the basis for their corporate offering, namely the creation of storage facilities specially built to store dead and/or decaying afro-americans. With offices in Alabama, Elko, Georgia, Louisiana, Dead Nigger Storage Inc now has more branches throughout the Confederate States of America than both KFC and Big Kahuna Burgers combined.
Originally run from Jimmie and Bonnie Dimmick's garage, the business' growth rate within the first few months of operating forced them into a rethink. In 1998, the Dimmicks purchased Monster Joe's Truck and Tow in Downtown Los Angeles, which has remained their base of operations to this day.
With the catchy friendly slogan of "Storing Dead Niggers is our business" Dead Nigger Storage Inc remains a market leader at the forefront of ethnic minority storage, despite the recent upsurge in the market for companies such as Jews on Ice and the Cracker Barrel.
Very recently, Dead Nigger Storage Inc has expanded into a chain with several branches outside of the United States. Though each branch outside the USA are largely similar to their American counterparts, most customers note a handful of "little differences". For example, in America one can store a decapitated Nigerian. In the Paris branch, however, one stores un Nigirié guillotin. In general, dead niggers are still called dead niggers, but over there they're called les dead niggers.
Traditional Methods of Storing Dead Niggers
âoeYou know what they preserve dead niggers with in Holland instead of synthetic petroleum based chemical preservatives? Mayonnaise.â
~Vincent Vega on storing Dead Niggers
Many individuals have struggled with the issue of dead nigger storage, including Jefferson Davis and John C. Calhoun who favoured the time-attested methodology of dry suspension, a technique that preserved by hanging them in carefully controlled environments for up to 21 days.
Other techniques utilised include smoking, often over specially constructed firepits or pyres. Although this often provides a more pleasurable flavour and aroma, it often led to a complete burning of the subject.
Pulverization is often utilised, either through the use of sticks, or in more extreme case through "dragging", a technique thought to include a pick-up truck. Another practice designed to aid tenderization is referred to as "curbstomping".
It's a highly relevant detail.
It means instead of the Russian government eliminating some anti-Kremlin "protestor", they took out a bomb planting ululating jackass. It means that this guy died by the very sword he claimed to live by. It means I went from alarm at the overt maneuver to an absolute inability to care.
This tiny detail means everything. It takes it from the realm of political dissident into a matter of national security. In case you have been living under a rock for the past several hundred years, and especially the last 7 or so, Muslim's don't seem to have much conscience about killing non-Muslims. They even go so far as to make elaborate plans for it.
Now, excuse me, I have to go dance to Another One Bites the Dust in celebration.
Just for the record, Georgia attacked South Ossetia (Russia's ally) first.
Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite (TM)
Ah yes, the Russians should've stayed in Ossetia and whined to the international community that really doesn't give a shit because Georgia is the most flowering democratic democracy of all the democratic democracies that ever democratised. No, by no means should you ever move to take out the military infrastructure of a sovereign nation which knowingly and willingly sends its military to attack your troops.
Wow considering that just about every European country is at least double as bad in debt as America, things must be REALLY bad there. (Obviously per-capita)
Oh wait. Then again they just mooch of the American military.
Lol... How ignorant of you. Of course if the US recieved the same kind of saber rattling that Russia got, we would be out of Iraq by now. But Russia didn't go in to over throw a government and then make the region stable while a new government chosen by the region's own people is implemented and worked out enough to be effective.
Sure, it ain't Texas but outside of using the military, the similarities between the Russian action and the US actions stop there.
Oh, and I like your idiots guide to being wrong. There is a fundamental difference between taking something over to enrich your countries by taking the land and resources and over throwing a hostile leader and giving the country back.
Ossetians were forced to answer sniper fire from Georgian side.
In any case, why did Georgian even NEED snipers??
Exactly. The same people who complain that the gap between the lower and upper classes is widening are frequently the same people advocating the destruction of the middle class through taxation. There was a time I would have said "Democrats" or "Liberals" here, but nowadays it seems to be everyone except the Libertarians.
Next time a politician says "tax the wealthy", take a look at who the "wealthy" are. Most of the time they're people who are doing okay, but not by any means secure in that position and can easily be brought down. There are very few people in this country who can lose 5% of what they earn and not have their lives thrown into chaos.
But then, that's the dirty little secret of socialism, isn't it? Everyone is equal (equally poor) in socialist states, except the rich people in government who will have some sort of good excuse. In the meantime, all those middle or upper middle class people who could have started and grown small businesses are in poverty themselves. Bye bye job market, hello squalor. And if you think all of this will somehow end the tyranny of the wealthy, you're wrong. Socialism only increases the power of those who remain wealthy -- typically through means most would consider "unethical".
"That trade imbalance (Since currently I > X) is then spent on purchases of U.S. assets."
No, this is just stupid.
"2) My Ph.D. was in economics."
Sure it was, despite the fact that your first point is glaringly, obviously, basically wrong, you got a PhD in econmoics.
Not only are you wrong, now you're lying too. Grow up, what kind of loser has to lie about their credentials on a fuckign web board...