Space Observatory May Have Found Dark Matter

KentuckyFC writes to mention that new data from the orbiting observatory PAMELA may shed some additional light on the question of dark matter. Still only a preliminary announcement, the new findings apparently support the "Minimal Dark Matter" model, in which a particle called a "Wino" is responsible.

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Dark matter is all due to winos?

[ErkDemon]

"Honesshtly Offisher, Itsh there!"

(waves arm expansively)

"Itsh all awou ... awou ... Itsh EVEWWywhere!
And do you know why you can't see it?"

(shakily puts finger to lips to signify a deep secret)

"cos itsh vewwwy ... VERwwy ... dark"

(hic)

(turns and staggers off towards the light)

"Hewwo Mishter Lamppost, do you want to be my fwend?"

I Concur

[triso]

We have had problems with "Dark Matter" being found in the alleyway behind our house. A "wino" particle is the prime suspect.