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Space Observatory May Have Found Dark Matter

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the of-course-it-supports-their-own-model dept.

KentuckyFC writes to mention that new data from the orbiting observatory PAMELA may shed some additional light on the question of dark matter. Still only a preliminary announcement, the new findings apparently support the "Minimal Dark Matter" model, in which a particle called a "Wino" is responsible.

3 of 145 comments (clear)

  1. Re:How dark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    But it's only half as dark as Wesley Snipes.

  2. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. Re:How dark? by DaVince21 · · Score: 0, Troll

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    I am not devoid of humor.