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Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore
Consumerist reports an Associated Press release that Steve Warshak, 42, was found guilty of 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering. His 75-year-old mother, who has cancer, was found guilty of conspiracy and other charges, and was sentenced to 2-years, but is free pending appeal. US District Judge Arthur Spiegel, in Cincinnati, OH, denied Mr. Warshak's request to remain free pending appeal, but gave him 30 days to wrap up his affairs and report to prison. Besides Enzyte, Washak's company, Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, who also distributes products to boost energy, manage weight, reduce memory loss and aid sleep, will be allowed to stay in business — but must forfeit $500 million. Among their most egregious offenses was a requirement of a Notarized statement from a doctor certifying that they had a small penis. Amazingly, remarkably few customers availed themselves of the refund offer. Unfortunately, it looks like the commercials will still be able to continue...
My cousin was murdered in 1995 and the guy who did it had colon cancer, with 6 months to live. Before going to trial, the judge ordered the case dismissed because he had less than 6 months to live and didn't want to be accused of being cruel. 13 years later, the guy is still alive and my cousin's three kids don't have their father. The perp was never made to answer for his crime, even though he still had the 44, registered to him, in his hand when the cops arrived on the scene.
When I was 13 I would've hunted that guy down with a Louisville Slugger. Your cousin's kids aren't being raised right.
More blood for the brain or so the feminist thinking goes.
You don't want a big unit that when you see a somewhat good looking female you loose 1/2 your blood volume to it causing your brain to be starved of O2 now do you.
People / Races with small units are generally smarter, more blood to the head more O2 for the brain.
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...