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The Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913

radioweather writes "August 2008 has made solar history. As of 00 UTC September 1st 2008 (5PM PST) we just witnessed the first spotless calendar month since June 1913.This was determined according to sunspot data from NOAA's National Geophysical Data Center, which goes back to 1749. In the 95 years since 1913, we've had quite an active sun, but activity has been declining in the last few years. The sun today is a nearly featureless sphere and has been spotless for 42 days total, but this is the first full calendar month since 1913 for a spotless sun. And there are other indicators of the sun being in a funk. Australia's space weather agency recently revised their solar cycle 24 forecast, pushing the expected date for a ramping up of cycle 24 sunspots into the future by six months." As one of the links above indicate, there was a "sunspeck" reported August 21/22, though. Reader MikeyTheK adds a link to a story at Daily Tech on the spotless record.

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  1. The real reason this is News for Nerds by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sun has discovered the best acne medication in the universe.

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    1. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course. We have to show everyone that global warming is caused by a lack of sunspots, rather than the more obvious problem of excessive greenhouse gases. After all, the Earth is about be destroyed in the Rapture anyways, so why do we care?

    2. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention that it should probably be titled "It's been a spotless month, from the part of the sun that we can actually see - I mean, who knows what's happening on the other side?"

      So what you're saying is the article should really say "The Sun, after centuries of being mercilessly mocked by Earthlings for its persistent spotting problems, has decided to turn around and show the Earth its backside from now on."

    3. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      I blame Geroge Bush for all this. Notice this report is out and FEMA hasn't responded yet.

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    4. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Scaba · · Score: 1, Funny

      The sun has discovered the best acne medication in the universe.

      ...which is Proactiv. I'll be straight up with you - the sun don't want no bumps on its face, so it's using Proactiv, which helps moisturize its situation and preserve its sexy.

    5. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      She sounds like a witch. BURN HER!

    6. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's interesting you say that. There's supposed to be a awesome party afterwards... but it wont last.

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    7. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Hellpop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, those big engine cars really affect those sunspots adversely. Damn Hummers...

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    8. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know this is Slashdot, the realm of the overly pedantic

      I believe the more correct term would be "excessively". ;)

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    9. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by gangien · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the entire east coast of America is submerged under the sea, the world isn't ended, now is it?

      sounds good to me! Westside for life!

    10. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      So, the mankind fends for itself, just like it has for eons, but all the religious zealots will be gone. Is there anything I can do to speed up the Rapture?

    11. Re:The real reason this is News for Nerds by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the rapture, the christians (from other humans' perspective) simply disappear. You non-christians are left to fend for yourselves. :-)

      So, the mankind fends for itself, just like it has for eons, but all the religious zealots will be gone. Is there anything I can do to speed up the Rapture?

      Paint "666" on your forehead, marry someone of your own gender, and vote for the Democratic Party.

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  2. LHC?!? by MindKata · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913"

    Ok, who switched on the LHC! ... see, its not a black hole making machine, it actually washes whiter than white.

    Ha!, that'll stop the critics who think the earth will vanish in a instant... see nothing to worry ab.o.u..t... [KABOOOMMMMMM ... zip ... crush]

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  3. I can't wait by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait to come back later and find out how this is caused by George W. Bush, the US, or Bush's failure to sign on to the Kyoto treaty (even though Clinton was president at the time).

  4. Re:Standby and get ready! by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know. How strange is it that they think that the largest source of heat in the entire solar system would have ANYTHING to do with one of the planets getting warmer...

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  5. Re:Standby and get ready! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny ... I thought liberals were going to use it as proof that global warming was so out of control, it was affecting the sun. First it melts the polar icecaps, now the sunspots. ;)

    Oh, crap, did I post this without checking the AC box?

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  6. Re:Sun had a profitable month? by psergiu · · Score: 3, Funny

    nope :) I was just wondering what version of SunOS they had in 1913 :)

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  7. Re:Hmm by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny
    We're all going to die...!

    No shit. Nobody questions that. It is all about how much you are going to be taxed on the way there, and maybe beyond.

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  8. Man's CO2 emmisions made the spots go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously caused by the people driving Hummers.

  9. Awesome misread by Uthic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read that as "The Sun has First Topless..", thought The Sun here in Toronto finally decided to spice up the Sunshine Girl.

  10. Re:Bad summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've heard rumours of places outside of the midwest. Some even tell strange tales of places which are not part of the US at all! But you're American, so you can just ignore all that.

  11. Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my boyfriend panics.

    1. Re:Every time *I* miss a month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The sun is really old though, so maybe in this case it's menopause (solarpause?)

  12. Re:Bad summer by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone killed summer.
    Temperatures were much lower than average.
    Skies were much more overcast.
    I didn't even see a Michael Jordan Ballpark Frank commercial.

    Global warming my ass.

  13. Re:Standby and get ready! by wiggles · · Score: 3, Funny

    Adrian Cronauer: Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.

  14. First "Spotless Month"? - Ah, the great change... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess this had to happen eventually - the Sun, mother to our own Mother Earth, is having a "spotless" month - the great change is upon her. It can be a difficult adjustment - but it is, after all, a part of life...

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  15. Re:Actually... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, the problem is obviously Windows Vista, with it's new and improved AeroGlass user interface. "Sunspots are making changes to your system! [Allow] [Cancel]?"