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"Google Satellite" To Be Launched This Week

Lord Satri writes "Well, almost. Google signed an exclusivity deal with GeoEye regarding GeoEye-1, the most advanced high-resolution, civil, remote-sensing satellite to date. This must be annoying for other high-resolution, remote-sensing data users since Google already has an exclusivity deal in place with DigitalGlobe, the other major civil satellite imagery provider. From the CNet article: 'Under the deal, Google is the exclusive online mapping site that may use the imagery... in its Google Maps and Google Earth product. And as a little icing on the cake, Google's logo is on the side of the rocket set to launch the 4,300-pound satellite in six days from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. Terms of the deal weren't disclosed. GeoEye-1 will orbit 423 miles above Earth, but it will be able to gather imagery with details the size of 41 centimeters... Google, though, is permitted to use data only with a resolution of 50 cm because of the terms of GeoEye's license with the US government.'"

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  1. Gee I should have had a.. by erica_ann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google Chrome and now GeoEye. Wow, I could have had Google Stock instead of all those V-8's ! I should have..

    1. Re:Gee I should have had a.. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      All your space belong to us!

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    2. Re:Gee I should have had a.. by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

      vegetables, oh teh horror! ;)

    3. Re:Gee I should have had a.. by TheMidnight · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, Google has dropped its 20th century name for a more futuristic, forward-looking one: Union Aerospace Corporation. A previously unknown employee, Malcom Betruger, single-handedly invented the space warp using current Google technology.

  2. The jury's still out by plover · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is a Google satellite evil or not evil? Discuss.

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    1. Re:The jury's still out by maxume · · Score: 4, Funny

      Google bought outer space?

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    2. Re:The jury's still out by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there a death ray? It's the only way to be sure.

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    3. Re:The jury's still out by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is a Google satellite evil or not evil? Discuss.

      Do you mean.... Dr. Evil??



      Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
      Colonel: What is it, son?
      Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
      Jet Pilot: Dick.
      Dick: Yeah?
      Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
      Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
      Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
      Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
      Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
      Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
      Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
      [looking up from game]
      Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
      Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
      Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
      Musician: Willie.
      Willie Nelson: Yeah?
      Musician: What's that?
      Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
      Colonel: Johnson?!
      Johnson: Yes, sir?
      Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

    4. Re:The jury's still out by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      You hack into the satellite and change the coordinates. I'll break into Page's and Brin's houses and set up the giant popcorn tin.

      (That's a Real Genius reference for those who were out of geek culture class that day)

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    5. Re:The jury's still out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It can't penetrate the concrete covering your Mom's basement.

    6. Re:The jury's still out by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is, but it's in beta for now, so it might not quite fry you to death from the first go. Also, it only targets people operating Windows PCs so far.

    7. Re:The jury's still out by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMG, with a resolution of 41cm, I better keep the curtains closed... :-)

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  3. Google Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    In Soviet Earth Goog.... nevermind.

  4. Kewl by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shiny new browser that can do everything and fancy new satellite. The only thing missing is my new RFID implant.

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    1. Re:Kewl by should_be_linear · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only thing missing is my new RFID implant.

      I have mine already! It is still beta and therefore limited availability for pre-registered users.

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    2. Re:Kewl by vonart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Got an invite? ;)

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    3. Re:Kewl by KingKiki217 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing missing is my new RFID implant.

      Or so you think.

  5. Extra! Extra! by LM741N · · Score: 1, Funny

    Google starts plans for Moon base and Mars base, right after the space elevator is completed, and the new high power laser defense system the army is working on gets better than 19% efficiency. (to combat alien intruders) Oh, and they need the flying cars as well to round out the high tech glory.

    Plus new Mars and Moon search services will be launched. Find your future lost relatives on Mars or the Moon.

  6. Meanwhile at microsoft HQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Monkey boy is yelling and smashing chairs against the wall again:

    "I'm gonna f**king KILL google!!!"

  7. Re:why the by loshwomp · · Score: 5, Funny

    50cm restriction? do they have something to hide??

    Everyone knows WMDs are only 49cm across.

  8. Courtesy of Google SatWords by rbarreira · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guy comes out of bar holding a girl's hand while walking home. Suddenly, a targeted ad for condoms is projected on the ground in front of them.

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  9. Re:why the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    50cm restriction? do they have something to hide??

    Everyone knows WMDs are only 49cm across.

    I know a few gentlemen in my favorite streaming video web sites who should be worried that google can take pictures of 19 inch monster appendages :D

  10. Re:why the by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm, I'd be inclined to bet that it will hide precisely 9cm!

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  11. Re:50cm? How about 10? by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

    They use aerial photogr.... wait a minute, *FOUR* other people have said this already.

    Don't you wish that everyone would read the whole freakin' thread before replying.

    Jesus.

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  12. Re:why the by afabbro · · Score: 4, Funny

    50cm is like half a meter.

    It's precisely half a meter.

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  13. Re:New to google labs... by kramulous · · Score: 2, Funny

    In that case, does safesearch filter out the fat guys? :P

    Unfortunately, the US gov only wants you to see the fatties. Why do you think there is the 50cm limit?

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  14. Re:why the by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "50cm restriction? do they have something to hide??"

    Roseanne Barr's favorite nude beach.

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  15. Re:Good news by BraksDad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought we already established that WMD are only 49cm across. You don't need to hide it, just paint it beige and it will look like a nude woman sunbathing... or a litter of spaniels. What is the differnce between the 3?

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  16. Who needs skynet? by McNihil · · Score: 2, Funny

    when google exist? Hm.... wasn't there an AI learning from search engine data... bzzzt... ^HUP

  17. electronics background by DrYak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like doctors.

    IAAMD and let me tell you that, indeed most of us doctors could manipulate a soldering iron (except maybe for psychiatrists). You just have to realize that it's mostly like routine work, except that this peculiar patient has less tendency to bleed.

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