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Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off

knarfling writes "CNN is reporting that a chunk of ice shelf nearly the size of Manhattan has broken away from Ellesmere Island in Canada's northern Arctic. Just last month 21 square miles of ice broke free from the Markham Ice Shelf. Scientists are saying that Ellesmere Island has now lost more than 10 times the ice that was predicted earlier this summer. How long before the fabled Northwest Passage is a reality?"

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  1. Artic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope it wasn't abstract artic, or else we're all doomed.

    1. Re:Artic! by Kagura · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the place opposite Antartica on the globe.

    2. Re:Artic! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think so? Let's take a pole.

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  2. Icy Relationship by DeathGod321 · · Score: 4, Funny

    These icy, loveless relationships aren't meant to last. I'm glad that the arctic broke it off.

  3. Re:sorry by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ironically, the ice in question was also on the rocks.

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  4. And The Award Goes To.... by DougF · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    ...we're looking at ecosystems on the verge of distinction.

    I know almost nobody reads TFA, but apparently no one edits them, either.

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  5. Re:1906 by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave science to the scientists, and the conspiracy theories to the loon... oh I see... carry on.

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  6. Oil! by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How long before the fabled Northwest Passage is a reality?"

    And when can we start drilling for oil up there?

  7. Re:1906 by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah yes, the Global Warming Industry - last year earning a billion trillion dollars by harvesting the energy from the frustration of having to separate the recyclables. Also it eats kittens.

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  8. Re:1906 by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    global warming activists kill us all because of an understudied field of science (ecology) led us to ignore other possible cause and effect relationships.

    It's a lack of people wearing full pirate regalia!