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CIA, FBI Push Social Networking for Spies

node7 writes "The FBI, NSA, and CIA are jointly supporting a newly created 'MySpace' for the intelligence community. Named 'A-Space,' the site will contain highly classified material, so naturally, it won't be available to the public. From CNN: '[Michael Wertheimer, assistant deputy director of national intelligence for analysis] demonstrated the program to CNN to show how analysts will use it to collaborate. "One perfect example is if Osama bin Laden comes out with a new video. How is that video obtained? Where are the very sensitive secret sources we may have to put into a context that's not apparent to the rest of the world?" Wertheimer said. "In the past, whoever captured that video or captured information about the video kept it in-house. It's highly classified because it has so very short a shelf life. That information is considered critical to our understanding."'"

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  1. A-Space music video? by Narnie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I read that right? You can put Osama bin Laden's newest music video on your A-Space profile page?

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  2. unfortunate or appropriate? by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Funny

    depending on your outlook "A"-space is asking for them to be the butt of a lot of jokes. pun intended

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  3. Just Plain Wrong... by KGIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    MySpace is for kids who want to play the latest emo music and pointless clicky things. I can just imagine spies with anime icons.

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    1. Re:Just Plain Wrong... by KGIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course I haven't met 'em. If I had then they would have had to kill me. Though I think one might be hiding in the tree out back.

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    2. Re:Just Plain Wrong... by PsychoElf · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, thats just me. *waves*

    3. Re:Just Plain Wrong... by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, you know there's going to be spies who try to be friends with EVERYBODY, regardless of weather or not they know each other. Then the constant unsolicited friend requests from the CIA's latest emo-folk-rock band.

      Members of A-Space will have to deal with messages like "Are you the Agent Schwartz who graduated from black ops school in Langley back in '84? OMG it's been so long! What have you been up to?"

      Finally, you'll get generals commanding their subordinates to join their gang in Mob Wars so they can put the smack down on the mob run by some rival admirals.

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    4. Re:Just Plain Wrong... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get off of my WiFi!

    5. Re:Just Plain Wrong... by KGIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see it now...

      AnimeFan: Oh hai! I joined today for the lulz.
      ColSanders: Tits or GTFO!
      AnimeFan: WTF?
      ColSanders: newfag is new
      AnimeFan: I am sitting at the desk right beside you.
      ColSanders: STFU n00b
      AnimeFan: You are a shitty boss.
      ColSanders: Yes but on the intarwebs no one knows I'm a cat

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  4. Naming? by Kesch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there a logic behind the name? Do they mean A-Space as in "a space" as in "it's a space, somewhere, but we won't tell you where or whose it is."

    Or, do they mean a space for the A-Team.

    (Please say it's the second option)

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  5. James Bond in the 21st Century. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now, all he has to do is go to these sites and he can hook up with the hot Chinese and Russian spies.

    But, he'll have to be careful! You never know if the profile picture is faked and it's really Dr. Evil posting!!

    1. Re:James Bond in the 21st Century. by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the hot Chinese "spy" says she's 14, James can be pretty sure it's really Chris Hansen.

      "Have a seat, Mr. Bond."

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  6. meh by afxgrin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bin Laden is going to kill himself in a few days. Probably on the 11th... and it most likely won't be a suicide bombing attempt. He's going to leave a long video or note to go with it. Don't know why I've been thinking this recently...

  7. What middle? by Skapare · · Score: 3, Funny

    What middle? It will be on an internal government network that is isolated from the internet. The "man in the middle" will be whatever agency is managing this (CIA? NSA? If I were to tell you I'd have to kill you).

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  8. Re:Hacker Target by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    you can get in the just use the login Joshua but you need to find the phone # to get in.

  9. Re:Applications? by Skapare · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should create a parallel site like Slashdot, called Spydot, where intelligence can be moderated (Score 5: Funny).

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  10. Social networking?? by Chineseyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    The KGB is a pirate become a pirate today.
    Aldrich Ames and the the CIA are now friends
    Robert Hanssen and The FBI are now friends
    Aldrich Ames and The KGB are now friends they found each other through the soviet consulate in Washington D.C.
    Robert Hanssen and The KGB are now friends they found each other through The GRU
    Robert Hanssen is sharing The FBI's secrets with The Espionage Application
    The FBI is wondering why his business is all in the streets.
    Aldrich Ames is going to Moscow!!!
    Aldrich Ames just got busted (Aspace Mobile)
    Robert Hanssen LOL @ Aldrich Ames, amateur
    Aldrich Ames has joined Allenwood Federal Correctional Complex
    Robert Hanssen is wondering what took the FBI so long (Aspace Mobile)

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  11. A Space? by fishthegeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean that 13 year old girls are going to pretend to be FBI agents now?

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  12. Wikileaks by linhares · · Score: 2, Funny

    is offering to mirror the site, for free!