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The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted

An anonymous reader writes "Not even data recovery companies will accept The Great Zero Challenge and only four months remain! We've all heard how easily data can be recovered from hard drives. We're told to make multiple overwrites with random data, to degauss drives and even physically destroy them just to be extra safe. Let's get the word out. The challenge is almost over! It's put up or shut up time. Can you recover the data?"

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  1. 000 00 00000 000000000 by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    000 000, 0 000 0000 0000000 0 0 0 0000 00000! 000 0 000 000 0000000 000 000000 00000? 00 000 000000!

    000 000 00 0000 000.

    1. Re:000 00 00000 000000000 by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's just what I'd expect a monkey like you to say.

      Well maybe 00000000 you can help me with my typing here. I've been trying to decide, 000000 should I have Hamlet's mother die in the last act or just kill off Claudius and have a happy ending 000000000000?

  2. "....less than a zero percent chance" by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    That word "percent", I don't think it means what you think it means...

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    1. Re:"....less than a zero percent chance" by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think their problem is with understanding the concept of "zero", rather than "percent". Either that, or your understanding of hyperbole is flawed. :)

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    2. Re:"....less than a zero percent chance" by cortesoft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, you can have a negative percent chance of succeeding in a task. For example, if you have a -5% chance of succeeding, not only will you fail every time you make an attempt, you will also fail 1 in 20 times that you don't even try.

    3. Re:"....less than a zero percent chance" by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've been looking for a slashdot comment that succinctly sums up my life, and now I've found it!

    4. Re:"....less than a zero percent chance" by magus_melchior · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

      --Homer Simpson

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  3. damn straight! by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last month, I challenged every female olympic gymnast to prove she was over 16 by having sex with me. (The age of consent is 16 in my state). To date, every gymnast has ignored me, with the exception of 1 whose boyfriend threatened to kill me. Therefore, we now have proof that all the female olympic gymnasts are under 16 and should be disqualified.

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    1. Re:damn straight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have the same problem the Great 0 Challenge has, your prize is too small!

  4. Re:bad terms & conditions by pegr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. They should save the expense of shipping the drive and just email a drive image instead. Being all zeros, it should compress well...

  5. Re:Jeez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but once the Nation of Data Recovery rises, that prize will seem a lot better.

  6. the drive must be in a living system??? by niiler · · Score: 2, Funny

    See, here I was thinking a Cylon. Number 6 specifically.

  7. Prize by FooGoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmmm, you get to keep the drive if you win which also means you get to keep any data recovered. If it's filled with pirated music that could add up to a lot of money at $750 per track.

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  8. Once in a lifetime marketing opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The company which demonstrates this ability would be internet legend. It would be named in every discussion about recovery and safe deletion schemes. Too bad it can't be done.

  9. Eh by OverlordQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    A graduate of Virginia Tech (Phi Beta Kappa 2000), Brad has experience in systems administration, systems programming and IT management. Today, he primarily works on IT security reviews and writes programs such as Find_SSNs. Brad also assists with incident response, computer forensics, departmental database design and management, and works with students in the IT Security Lab as needed. He holds the SANS GCFA (computer forensics certification) and the GIAC STAR Payment Card Industry certificate.

    I think somebody needs their money back from their forensics certification.

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  10. Re:Why Can't They? by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Read the source.

    If you feed it a long string of zeros and don't give it any stopping conditions, it activates the drive's vacuum pump and removes all of the air. This step eliminates the cushion keeping the heads off of the disk, so while "writing" zeros, they're also shaving a layer of magnetic material.

    This is more than sufficient to wipe your drive and prepare for a fresh install, unless your drive uses vertical bits. Keep in mind, though, that hard drives are like wood floors. You can only plane them two, three times, tops, before they have to be replaced.

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  11. Re:Utter stupidity by Mike1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone is supposed to waste a lot of time and money for just a cheap drive and a piece of paper from some entity no one has ever heard of?

    I know the dollar has declined in value a lot in recent years, but it's hyperbole to call $40 "a piece of paper from some entity no one has ever heard of"

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  12. Dear sir, by mypalmike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kindly sir, I am a Nigerian Prince trying to transfer some data from a zero-ed out hard drive to my cousin in the U.S.A. If you would kindly deposit $60 into my bank account, I will send you the hard drive. Upon your transmission of the data to my cousin, I will promptly return your $60, plus $40 for your effort. You may also keep the hard drive.

    Your friend,
    Prince Njeme Nawabi, P.O.S.

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  13. Re:Do many companies really do EFM recovery? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's always satisfying to fix a computer problem with a hammer, even though you are being very careful.

    It's called percussive maintenance.

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  14. Re:Do many companies really do EFM recovery? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just picture it: The FBI kicks down your door at 3:40am, male voices scream "F-B-I", guns clicking, laser-sight dots hushing over the walls, someone jumps through your bedroom window, kicks you out of bed knocks you onto the floor, jams his knee into your neck... Then a nutty professor with fat glasses in a white coat runs onto the scene and screams "FREEZE!!!" as he sprays ice onto your RAM modules...

    C'mon kids, won't happen. You've been to the movies too much. In the real world they just send you a letter. And you pay and/or get to clean some public spaces. And mommy will lock away the computer. That's it.

  15. Re:Isn't that the POINT?? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

    For $40?

    I don't do anything IT-related for $40. I'd charge $120 to lean down and press your power button.

  16. Re:Wow, what a prize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If this challenge is not taken within a year I have the right to tell the world that the worlds dry cleaners can't remove ketchup stains. The whole clothes cleaning industry is a hoax.

    Screw all you nay-sayers. I'm going to patent this idea and make fools of all of you.

    So far, I've got:

    "A method and process for inducing legitimate data recovery researchers and practitioners to reveal their deepest trade secrets for a lousy eighty bucks. This patent covers all similar activities in any business, profession, hobby or pastime that my lawyers can stretch it to include."