LHC Success!
Tomahawk writes "It worked! The LHC was turned on this morning and has been shown to have worked. Engineers cheered as the proton particles completed their first circuit of the underground ring which houses the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
(And we're all still alive, too!)" Here is a picture from the control room which I'm sure makes sense to someone that isn't me.
"Infinitely many, in fact, if you haven't gotten sucked into the black hole yet."
Easily avoided by using the "Oprah" method.
Just tie a board across your butt that bridges both thighs.
"This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."