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NASA Developing Small Nuclear Reactor For the Moon

marshotel writes "NASA astronauts will need power sources when they return to the moon and establish a lunar outpost. NASA engineers are exploring the possibility of nuclear fission to provide the necessary power, and they are taking initial steps toward a non-nuclear technology demonstration of this type of system."

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  1. Can't wait to see... by Schnoogs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...GreenPeace launch their intergalactic spaceship to intercept NASA in orbit and all of the zero-g protesters.

    1. Re:Can't wait to see... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      The reactor is going to explode and contaminate the moon, turning it into a place where a human cannot survive without some kind of protective clothing. Clearly, this is unacceptable.

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    2. Re:Can't wait to see... by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      One big problem with putting a slingshot on the moon capable of achieving escape velocity. I read an analysis on the topic several years back:

      First we establish the means of hurling stuff off of the moon sufficient to achieve escape velocity. Soon we realize the potential of using that mechanism for mining and establish a mining colony. Miners realize that, after several years in 1/6 gravity, they cannot return to Earth and their resources are being irreversibly diminished because hurling ore at Earth is much cheaper than hurling water at the moon. Through the aid of an advanced computer, they decide to declare war and start "throwing rocks" at us.

      Sure, moon culture may turn out to be pretty cool and incorporate some groovy polygamy, but nobody wants a rock war.

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    3. Re:Can't wait to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Paper beats rock, and we have plenty of trees here on Earth. We can't lose!

    4. Re:Can't wait to see... by SecondHand · · Score: 4, Funny

      just use a big slingshot (or whatever) to hurl it off in the general direction of the sun

      if only the sun would stop moving...

    5. Re:Can't wait to see... by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, you got it wrong. The reactor is going to explode, sending the moon out of Earth's orbit. Moonbase Alpha will boldly go where no man has gone before. Exploring space one crazy alien at a time.

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    6. Re:Can't wait to see... by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

      I personally think it's easy to send things into the sun because I've never had to do it before and it always works great for superman. Also because I rarely figure out the calculus and physics behind wild "what if" scenarios. What's the fun in that?

      It's jerks like you who make foreign policy boring by saying stuff like "Yes we could invade Iraq, but then what would we do about the insurgency, building democracy blah blah blah I hate america." Let us build the ever loving nuclear reactor on the moon then chuck it into the sun when we're done with it! Next you're probably going to whine about how tax dollars might better be spent on education or some crap like that!

    7. Re:Can't wait to see... by mpeskett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Until they build a giant pair of scissors out of moon-metal...

    8. Re:Can't wait to see... by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if only it were massive enough to materially affect the trajectories of the planetary bodies near it!

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    9. Re:Can't wait to see... by kesuki · · Score: 2, Funny

      robotic mining is cheaper in 1/6th G, since you can use weaker propulsion systems. with an atomic reactor to power the robots, they can mine all the titanium needed to build more mining robots until we can finally built giant space habitats and then build the giant robots to invade the earth er... ahem.

  2. At least getting rid of the waste won't be hard by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless the NIMBY crowd change to NIMOrbit

    1. Re:At least getting rid of the waste won't be hard by Hub_City · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cmon, you never saw Space: 1999? It's a disaster in the making!

      (On the other hand, there's Catherine Schell...)

  3. Dupe! by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space:_1999

    Asking for trouble... 'cos this didn't work out too well for Moonbase Alpha.

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    1. Re:Dupe! by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      True, but when NASA returns to the moon they're gonna party like it's Space 1999.

  4. Yes! This can be a source of power! by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now to implement The Alan Parsons Project!

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  5. Send Homer. by Verdatum · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nuclear technician, spaceflight experience. Not as proficient as the inanimate carbon rod, but who is?

  6. this idea is lunacy by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    you have to be a lunatic to put fission on the moon. it seems once a month i encounter some sort of hairbraned scheme like this. i wish there were a silver bullet solution to these sort of moonbat ideas

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  7. Re:Umm, water? by explosivejared · · Score: 4, Funny

    A little known fact, there is no China on the moon. Therefore, you do not have to worry about the China Syndrome. You can run a nuclear reactor any way you want.

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  8. Re:Not solar? by SilentBob0727 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Night time on the moon is kinda long (weeks). What do you do then?

    Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really long wires.

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  9. Re:Not solar? by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why you supplement the solar power with wind power. Haven't you watched any of those greenie off-the-grid shows?

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  10. Re:Confused on Nuclear waste by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quite a bit harder to do so if it's on it's way to Pluto.

    Why would they want to send it to Pluto? It's a Mickey Mouse planet!

  11. Re:Not solar? by dkf · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why you supplement the solar power with wind power. Haven't you watched any of those greenie off-the-grid shows?

    I know what, you could supplement it with wave power from the Sea of Tranquility.

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  12. sweet by pak9rabid · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nuclear reactor for the moon: $2 billion
    A year's supply of plutonium: $500 million
    Spaceship to deliver reactor: $1.6 billion
    Watching a nuclear meltdown on the moon from Earth: priceless

  13. Priorities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure! We can put a reactor on the moon but we can't put a new reactor in the U.S.

  14. the moon shall rise again! by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do we really want them to have access to nuclear power? On the other hand, the theme park does have a lot of lights.

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  15. Why NASA? by trongey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why does NASA have to do this for the moon. Why doesn't the moon just develop it's own nuclear reactor if it wants one? It's not like NASA has extra money and resources to be doing every other planet's work.

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  16. Doesn't work by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    just use a big slingshot

    In the thin/nonexistent atmosphere of the moon, the rubber bands dry out and crumble quickly.

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  17. Ob... by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zapp Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime. But you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.

    [Kif sighs.]

    Zapp Brannigan: Search them for paper. And bring me a rock.