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Jedi Knights Course Offered By Queen's University Belfast

Starting in November, Queen's University Belfast will offer a course that will use the psychology of the Star Wars Jedi Knights to teach students communication skills and personal development. The university's publicity material reads 'the course "Feel the Force: How to Train in the Jedi Way" teaches the "real-life psychological techniques behind Jedi mind tricks"' and promises to explore 'wider issues behind the Star Wars universe, like balance, destiny, dualism, fatherhood and fascism.' The course is very affordable but the droid fees are outrageous.

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  1. Mind Trick by gbulmash · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not the comment you're looking for.

    Move along.

    (sorry, couldn't resist)

    1. Re:Mind Trick by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am a 450 lbs. pizza-fed virgin living in my mother's basement. Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.

    2. Re:Mind Trick by bickerdyke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pizza the Hut?

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  2. Let me see your resume. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    These aren't the skills you're looking for.

  3. Future Sith Lords? by Nathanbp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jedi training worked so well for Anakin Skywalker after all...

  4. Re:mockery of the education system by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    What d'ye mean, man!

    I took the "Sword in the Stone" course they offered a few semetsters back, and now I'm "Dux Bellorum", soon on my way to being the legendary Once and Future King of England! And need I remind you of the lovely ladies, swathed in luxurious white samite, that just crawl all over a SitS alum? I think not.

    They say that 'strange women, lying around in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government'. I couldn't agree more - but what a way to sway the midaeval babes!

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  5. Re:mockery of the education system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No one is pretending to offer an academic qualification.Queens is offering a philosophy course that tries to map ideas to a context familiar with and appealing to laymen. Consider this quote and stop being so bloody melodramatic:

    "The one-day course costs £23 and Dr Baird hopes to attract 30-40 students. "

  6. Course material exposed! by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Course material week 1: Lucasfilm business plan

    1. Create 1 fantastic movie using lots of unknown talent very well suited to the role and breakthrough special effects.
    2. Follow up with second epic film with weak ending
    3. Complete the trilogy with not so brilliant film. Basic plot still brilliant, but add Ewok side plot for marketting
    4. Build up marketting empire. Sell toys and licenses to computer games. Revel in the special effects success of the first 3 films. Spend spare cash on special effects empire and loan out for other films.
    5. When marketting empire wanes, executive produce 3 crappy equally spaced prequels.
    6. Produce bad cartoons when it turns out that your usual talent is less animated than the animations.

    After each step above Profit!!!

    Next week: Hookers and blow. How to maintain a family friendly facade.

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  7. Re:Shameful pandering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You do know that Belfast is in Northern Ireland, right? This is a British college, not an American one.

    That said, I don't disagree with you at all.

  8. Jedi Knights course? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, unless they start them training out young the Jedi council won't approve them to be trained. Also Master Yoda won't approve if he senses much fear in students. If these requirements are not met, chances are they will turn to the dark side and use their hate and anger instead of logic and reason.

    I also heard rumor that Harvard and Yale have started their Sith Lords training course for those who don't fit the Jedi criteria.

    There is also a "Using the Force for Dummies" book that is being written so the drop outs of those courses can still use the force even if they fail college.

    As for me, I am a space pirate ninja from 4096 AD, I already have psionics training that far exceeds what the force training can do.

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  9. Re:No not really by RichardJenkins · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sure it is a BurgerFlipper degree
    No, it is a one day course.

    Universities love serving up shit like this because it's an easy way to get funding for having lots of students without having to have pesky stuff like chemistry labs and professors that know a thing or two.
    Not really. This is a one day philosophy course. I'm beginning to suspect you may not have read the article, or at least understand it.

    Perhaps this is at least stupid enough that it gets the attention of parliament etc to rethink the role of universaities.
    Parliament decided to make students pay for tuition through the nose long ago - anything that allows universities to raise cash will not be looked down onby the government. And.. I don't think this is stupid. I really hope this attracts people who'd otherwise discount any form of educatoin as viable.

  10. Re:Shameful pandering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bull. You weren't paying attention, didn't read the TFA, went off half-cocked, and made an ass of yourself. Don't make it worse with a pathetic, transparent excuse.

  11. Two Words.... by coren2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wookie Porn

  12. Re:mockery of the education system by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wish people wouldn't do this... I see it a lot and it just makes you look like an idiot. To made a "Yoda-like" sentence, you do NOT just muddle the words up at random. Yoda has an idiosyncratic style to his speech, but it's not just random.
    The quoted text, in Yoda's style of speech would be something like, "Your lack of faith, disturbing I find". Essentially, take the object (or object fragment) of the sentence first, then the adjective that the subject is being described as (if present) and finally the pronoun and verb.
    He doesn't actually always follow this exact style though, but I assume it's more of a slip-up on the writers part. Sometimes he'll slip and make the sentence more like, "Disturbing I find your lack of faith", or "Your lack of faith, disturbing find I" (although this latter one more rarely and only with the third person as far as I've noticed - "Stupid, is he" (instead of the more standard "Stupid, he is" in Yoda's style))
    Yoda's speech, it's also worth pointing out, is NOT grammatically incorrect - archaic, unusual and odd are all good words to describe it, however "incorrect" it is not.

    And no, I'm not a Star Wars geek at all (I actually never really got in to it that much, although I have seen all 6 of the movies), but I AM a linguistics geek and find it really disturbing that anyone's quality of English could be so low as to not immediately recognise how Yoda's sentences are constructed (I was "comfortable" with it by about the third time he said anything the first time I ever watched it)

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  13. Re:mockery of the education system by kipman725 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As an engineering student may I just say thats a bad idea. People trying to enforce their morals on me by encoraging a holistic understanding just annoys me. If I want to build a death ray for a mad dictator I will. Also that would mean less time studying what I'm actualy paying for.

  14. Re:mockery of the education system by zangetsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Star Wars: a hypothetical universe in which the legislative branch gradually yields more and more power to the executive branch during war time, after which the balance of power is not restored because the executive branch had a hidden agenda to rule without checks and balances

    That single aspect of the story merits more than a one day class.

    Sci-fi movies tend to focus on special effects more than plot, but many of the books are steeped in political philosophy (I recommend Orson Scott Card)