Telco Sues Municipality For Laying Their Own Fiber
unreceivedpacket writes "Ars Technica reports that a company called TDS Telecom is attempting to sue the town of Monticello, Minnesota for deploying their own fiber network. Shortly after the town voted to lay the fiber, TDS Telecom filed suit and notified the town that they would be deploying their own fiber network. The telco has recently responded to Ars Technica, saying they only sued to save Monticello from itself, apparently feeling that the municipality is unprepared for the onerous costs of maintaining such a network, and would lack the expertise to do so."
please someone tell me that this is a f@ckin joke.
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If only we had more good corporate neighbors like this that solved our own problems and did our thinking for us so we don't have to.
Good lookin' out, TDS. Cough.
It was right magnanimous of 'em to sue.
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
...they only sued to save Monticello from itself, apparently feeling that the municipality is unprepared for the onerous costs of maintaining such a network, and would lack the expertise to do so...
So the company loves the city more than the city loves itself?
How ironic! This sounds preposterous to me.
These United States never cease to amaze.
I bet you're a real hoot at parties.
I bring my own lampshade. Can't rely on the host to have one that fits.
Don't piss off The Angry Economist
You're not a LISP or Scheme programmer by chance, are you?
And who are you?? Fucking George Carlin?
Yes, I am. And I was wrong. God exists. Watch your language.
I think there's a network admin in San Francisco that can handle this...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
a series of tubes /
made of many fiber strands /
stymied by lawsuit
I usually make do with a 12 pack box. The handle holes make excellent eye slits when it is crammed down over your head. You can then walk around insisting people bring you a shrubbery. A lampshade with a twist.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."