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NASA Announces Next Mars Mission
Grant Henninger writes "Today, NASA announced their final selection for the Mars Scout 2013 mission: Mars Atmosphere and Volatile EvolutioN. MAVEN will provide the first direct measurements ever taken to address key scientific questions about Mars's evolution by measuring characteristics of its atmospheric gases, upper atmosphere, solar wind, and ionosphere. The mission, estimated to cost $485M, is scheduled for launch in late 2013."
First, you should know that a breeding boar, one that is used all the time for sows, is not for you. They become very aggressive and can easily injure you. You really should think about one of the smaller breeds that normally doesn't go over 250 pounds, or so. You should get a male piglet and hand raise it so that it is your pet.
Second, you really get to enjoy contact -in- your cervix and large amounts of thick semen. A pig's penis is designed to get into the cervix. As he fucks, the curly tip turns inside the vagina seeking the cervix. The tip is very slender and made to slide into the cervix. Once the cervical entrance is found the pig's curly tip will "lock" into your cervix and the pig's fucking will slow down.
Third, you should enjoy a big, big load. After he locks into your cervix he will begin to cum a lot. Some pigs can pump out almost two cups of cum. At first, the semen is clear and somewhat thin. Then a thicker, milky semen that has most of the sperm comes, a lot comes. Lastly some very thick semen like jelly is slowly pumped inside you.
It takes a pig about 15 - 20 minutes to cum. The whole time his tip is in your cervix. Every time he squirts his tip will flex and massage your cervix. The shaft is narrow so it is mostly the tip in your cervix that does the sexy stuff. Plus being filled really full of thick cum. That thick cum can stay in you for days so you should be ready for that. It can slide out much later without much warning.
Having a special pig that is kept away from other farm animals and is kept in very clean conditions is a real good idea. Pigs like to be clean if given the chance. Did you ever see the Green Acres TV show? The pig on that show is a good example of how well a pig can fit into peoples' lives.
A cuban, russian, white american, and a nigger are all on a lifeboat together in the middle of the ocean. The cuban pulls out a fine cigar, lights it, and tosses the cigar overboard. The white american, ruskie, and nigger all look at him amazed. "What the fuck man, why'd you just throw it overboard?"
The cuban shrugs. "Man, I'm from cuba, we have plenty of cigars, what's one?"
The russian guy pulls out a bottle of good vodka, takes a few swigs and throws it overboard, again the other three are amazed, and the russian just shrugs. "I'm from russia, ve have plenty of vodka, what's one bottle?"
The white american promptly grabs the nigger and throws him overboard.
Why? Perfect example of how some industries can suffer due to a lack of private competition.
The space race, when there was a "profit" to exploration gave us some of the most exciting 15-20 years. Now that its just another government program it'll stagnate and make little to no innovation.
For further reading please see U.S. Public Schools.
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