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Mickey Mouse On Hit List

Posted by samzenpus on from the mickey-mouse-death-club dept.

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claims that Mickey Mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything he touches impure. The sheikh said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed. The cleric has held off on condemning other Disney characters until he can figure out, "What the hell is Goofy?"

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  1. Goofy is a dog by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I was in Elementary school, I had an argument with a friend about it and actually wrote Disney a letter asking this. About 6 months later (I had long since forgotten), I got the official response and press package, complete with Goofy's biography, actor-style head shots, and a Disneyland brochure.

    The conclusion: Goofy is a dog.
     

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