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Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved

Matt_dk writes "Scientists are now able to explain why Mars' residual southern ice cap is misplaced, thanks to data from ESA's Mars Express spacecraft (the same probe running the 'Mars Webcam'). It turns out the martian weather system is to blame. And so is the largest impact crater on Mars — even though it is nowhere near the south pole. Like Earth, Mars has frozen polar caps, but unlike Earth, these caps are made of carbon dioxide ice as well as water ice. During the southern hemisphere's summer, much of the ice cap sublimates, a process in which the ice turns straight back into gas, leaving behind what is known as the residual polar cap. The mystery was that while the winter cap is symmetrical about the south pole, the residual cap was offset, and scientists couldn't figure out why."

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  1. What do they mean 'misplaced'? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's right where I left it.

    1. Re:What do they mean 'misplaced'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the sofa cushions? That's where I usually find my keys. Did NASA find their keys, too? What about the TV remote?

    2. Re:What do they mean 'misplaced'? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the sofa cushions? That's where I usually find my keys. Did NASA find their keys, too? What about the TV remote?

      Yep. You should always look in the couch cushions. And under the couch. That's where I found Jesus.

    3. Re:What do they mean 'misplaced'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep. You should always look in the couch cushions. And under the couch. That's where I found Jesus.

      You work for the Border Patrol or the Bureau of Immigration?

  2. Water Ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Frost poast?

    Mar's ice cap is made of water ice!

  3. The answer is simple by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars did the calculation for one pole in Metric and the other one in Imperial. That's why they don't line up.

    Of all people, NASA should know this.

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  4. Marvin vindicated by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a press statement, Marvin the Martian's publicist told reporters that Marvin felt joy that hey was vindicated by the scientists' report. "Marvin has said all along that the missing polar cap had nothing to do with his lifestyle decision in owning 12 Hummers or related to his Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator factory emissions." The publicist did answer allegations that the factory used illegal cartoon workers that were drawn and not colored. A spokesduck from the leading cartoon union said, "For cartoons to be drawn and not colored, that's dessssssspicable!"

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  5. Re:Alien planet by mmalove · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It seems absurdly simple, but it is quite foreign to meteorology on our planet to have an impact crater affecting the global climate and weather patterns."

    Tell that to the dinosaurs...

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  6. The real reason is that... by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mars prefers to where it's winter cap, gangsta style.

  7. Still not answered... by ivandavidoff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the angle of offset rakish or merely jaunty?

  8. Re:Alien planet by fizzup · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell that to the dinosaurs...

    They aren't in Kansas anymore, either...

  9. Re:Alien planet by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1, Funny
  10. Re:Carbondioxide-ice by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard that it's sublime!

  11. Re:Alien planet by DinDaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, someone has solved the mystery of why weather prediction is called meteorology.

  12. Re:Martian atmosphere by hawkfish · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe now the ending scene in Total Recall makes some more sense? I'll have to rewatch it and see...

    No, that won't help...

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