RIAA and Net Radio Broadcasters Reach Agreement
An anonymous reader writes "The RIAA and internet web broadcasters have reached a royalty agreement. Instead of facing massive increases per song played, they will be generally charged 10.5% of their yearly revenue."
Is that their monthly fee?
10.5%?!? But GOD only gets 10%?!? The RIAA out-tithed the Holy Tither!
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
... a "vig"?
Pay your vig, you get protection. Don't pay your vig, we break your kneecaps and destroy your place of business.
"Congratulations, Boots. Your robot has become self-aware. You're a daddy now." -- Dr. Rho Bowman
Since that has a revenue of zero.
Thanks RIAA, we knew you had a heart in there somewhere. ;-)
Or compress it to sound louder...
It's the RIAATithe©.
Some days it's just not worth
chewing through my restraints.
And that's not even including the drugs.
For webcasters, the bad news is the RIAA is taking 10.5% of their revenue. The good news is that they've got the MPAA's accountants to do their books...
Phase 1: Make every profession a hobby.
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Communism.
And my way doesn't even need any blood spilled. Take that Marx!