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Man Attempts To Cross English Channel With Jet Wing

Back in May, we told you about Swiss pilot Yves Rossy and his personal jet powered wing. It seems Mr. Rossy will now try to cross the English Channel with his invention. The flight was planned for Sept. 25 but had to be canceled due to poor weather. Yves will leap from a plane more than 2,500 meters off the ground, fire up his jets and try to make the 35-kilometer flight from Calais in France to Dover in England. If all goes well, the flight will take about 12 minutes. I'd like to officially ask Mr. Rossy for a review model for Slashdot.

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  1. Transformers by ireallylovelinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Transformers here to save the day!

    1. Re:Transformers by Cyberia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pffffft.. Transformers... yeah right.
      There are not enough weapons. This guy must be a Power Ranger.

    2. Re:Transformers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no. He is Buzz Lightyear. To Infinity And Beyond!

    3. Re:Transformers by cyhiz · · Score: 3, Funny

      ROFL... no... no... he must be yet another IronMan fanboy..:))

  2. Wingnut! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

    Got his cap screwed a bit too tight.

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    Never been known to fail..."
  3. Thats Right by COMON$ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm BATMAN!

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    CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
    1. Re:Thats Right by peragrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet he can breathe in space too.

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    2. Re:Thats Right by WadEmber · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear.

  4. Damn!! by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife says that I cannot have one.......

    1. Re:Damn!! by Kippesoep · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh dear. Your poor wife.

    2. Re:Damn!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Present her with a stack of insurance policies that include statements from the insurance company that you will be covered while using one. Make sure she has a calculator handy. Problem solved.

      Provided of course you can find such policies. Don't forget the pre-flight checks and stay away from final kisses before take-off.

  5. Could you explain that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Could you explain that with a car analogy?

    1. Re:Could you explain that... by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      its like a car

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  6. Re:Four words... by doti · · Score: 2, Funny

    I also want one, but only after I fully digest the heavy lunch I just ate.

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  7. It's about time by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's my jetpack!!!

  8. Re:His site? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's here.

  9. Try that in the US by schwaang · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not mentioned in TFA, he tried to do this at Kittyhawk where the Wright brothers made their historic flight. But there was some trouble getting clearance with the US authorities....

    TSA: Sir, you can't take that on the plane.
    Rossy: But this *is* the plane!

  10. Flashbacks... by Kemanorel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why am I thinking of G.I. Joe from the 80's?

    Now we just need red and blue laser guns that look like M-16's.

    And maybe a ROFLCOPTOR.

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  11. Re:I hope by G0rAk · · Score: 3, Funny

    More likely to be a very fast hot one, really.

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    Nothing to see here. Move along.
  12. Landing gear? by fullymodo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I REALLY don't want to see him with his gear down...
    Ouch.

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  13. He'll never make it by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny

    With balls that big there will be too much drag.

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    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    1. Re:He'll never make it by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

      They are brass and a requirement to make the CG work out.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  14. But... by Sasayaki · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... what happens if he doesn't make it?

    I wonder if his will has a provision- "If the bloody thing blows up and murders me, the design for it becomes creative commons- hopefully those Linux nuts can figure out why it blew up!"

    Little does he know we'd just fork it into a million different versions, all similar but incompatible (and all unable to run Halo2), then Microsoft would bring out JetPackXP Professional and everyone except us would use that instead...

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  15. lol by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buzz Lightyear called. He wants his suit back.

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    The game.
  16. Re:Information about the jets by chord.wav · · Score: 3, Funny

    OMFG! I so need to strap a cat to one of those!

  17. Re:Halo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For a brick, he flew pretty good. -- Sarge

  18. Re:Talk about a... by JanneM · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, he's not landing by running very, very fast?

    Disappointed I am, sir; disappointed.

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    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  19. Re:I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A successful flight would take 12 minutes.

    An unsuccessful one would take 20 seconds.

  20. Re:he's gonna kill his feet... by Falconhell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh no an AC is complaining about my post, whatever will I do.

    Did it ever occour to you that what is obvious to you may not be obvious to everyone asshole?

  21. Re:Buzz Lightyear by chubs730 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He'll probably make it if you've watched his videos.

    Shit, I haven't seen any of his videos yet! We have to get on this guys, this man's life is in our hands!

  22. New tag? by Shadyman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides the usual 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' tag, I move that this merits an entirely new tag...

    'WhatCouldPossiblyGoWright'