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China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch

Posted by timothy on from the china's-government-!-china dept.

Ironsides writes "After faking the fireworks at the Olympics this year, one would have thought China had learned their lesson. Now, it appears they announced the success of their manned space mission before liftoff even occured, complete with dialogue."

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  1. What's next, a fake moon walk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing like a guaranteed success

    1. Re:What's next, a fake moon walk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They are going to hire Michael Jackson to train their astronauts to avoid that problem.

  2. I can't wait. by darinfp · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like we'll be seeing $2 time machines imported from China any day now....

    1. Re:I can't wait. by charlie763 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Expect to see them last week.

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  3. Also leaked by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also leaked was a transcipt for their prospective moon landing...

    Shenzhou 11: Base this is Shenzhou 11. Shenzhou has landed. Jesus H. Christ Base, We're on the fucking moon. Over.

    Base: Roger, Shenzhou, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.

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  4. Timezone thing? by HtR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but because of timezones, it's already tomorrow over there, right?

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  5. Re:And tomorrow they'll announce by Bwana+Geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    My memory must be slipping. I could have sworn they announced it next weekend.

  6. Re:Funny stuff. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I'm not all that impressed by this incident. The Chinese lied about putting people in orbit? Please. Our government faked an entire moon landing. They have a long way to go before they'll catch up with us.

  7. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They use rorem ipsum instead.